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		| Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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				|  FTU World RII: Alucard (Hellsing) vs. Lord Humungus |  |  
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		| Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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		| Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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		| Vinny [00:10]  How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
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				| THE HUMUNGUS puts ALUCARD in a fucking headlock until he passes out. Alucard spends the rest of his days in a leather choker and leash, tied to the front of Humungus dunebuggy. _________________
 
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		| Vinny [00:10]  How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
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				| ALTERNATE STORY: 
 A band of smegma crazies anally rape Seras Victoria while the Humungus siphons gas out of Alucard's truck.
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		| RPtotheMax Joined: 24 Dec 2008
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		| Vinny [00:10]  How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
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				| Fuck you. _________________
 
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		| My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007
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		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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		| Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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		| Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007
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		| Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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		| MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007
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		| Yogurtman Odin
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		| Big Fagot Alpha ape
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				| Alucard transforms into a supernova and turns the planet to dust. |  | 
	
		| FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN!
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