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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:17 am) Reply

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Let's Ask Chris! |
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I sometimes have questions to ask certain posters that I can't ask for whatever reason. There are things I genuinely want to know! So this thread and any other future threads are to ask these questions. I guess others can ask questions too, but this thread will be derailed by the Jason/Chris war if its even remotely successful.
This will be difficult since Chris doesn't like to talk about personal details. But I'll try anyway!
Q. What would you do if you won the lottery? You don't seem very MATERIALISTIC (you burned a bunch of your shit and said once you did that the need to COLLECT was erased). Would your personal philosophies change because of your newfound wealth? Would you act like your online persona because money would eliminate any possible repercussions?
Q. This is kind of a follow-up question. What do you spend your money on now? Gambling and shitty fast food? I think you mentioned buying the new DBZ DVDs.
I'll ask more if these get answered. Typing on a cellphone is arduous. _________________
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:20 am) Reply
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ur fag |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:20 am) Reply

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Oh my God, this is awesome. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:41 am) Reply

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Lottery: If I won the lottery, I would buy a house. That's really the main thing in the world I want to own. Beyond that I don't give a shit about buying any particular thing. Aside from that, I would use the money to invest in this or that enterprise. I can't really say what, because this would require a lot of planning and thinking, and since I haven't won the lottery, I can't really justify doing all that planning/thinking. In other words, I don't bother too much thinking about spending money that I don't have.
Follow up: I don't really spend money on anything. I pay my rent, I pay my bills, I buy food, and after that, there's not much left. I only buy clothes and shoes and such when the ones I have are absolutely falling apart. I hate spending money.
I would have actual money to spend on things if I worked more hours and had a better paying job, but a lifestyle upgrade isn't worth nearly as much to me as my freedom, not ever having to work more than 30 hours a week (which is usually less), or be out of bed before 10am. I can't overstate how much that means to me. I will be a 9-to-5 40-hours-a-weeker over my dead body.
I am also kind of stuck with the guys I'm working for in a way that would take a while to explain, and in the past this bothered me, but near the beginning of 2008 I made the conscious decision to just accept this and stop resisting. Since then I've been a lot happier. I am dissatisfied with being a personal bitch for two helpless old Jews, but I have become too deeply ingrained in their lives/businesses to not feel like I'd be completely fucking them over if I were to leave (which I would be). I'm just kind of waiting for that to end, and it's not like I have a burning desire to do anything else in particular. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:46 am) Reply

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Maybe they'll die and leave you some money. _________________
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:47 am) Reply

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Whoa, you CAN'T leave?
You're going to be hugging back forever! |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:23 am) Reply

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Do you ever have the desire to have an actual adult life? |
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8 bit orgy There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period. Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 2888 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:28 am) Reply

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Doesn't anyone want to ask me of what I think of inter-galactic politics? |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:35 am) Reply

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You're small fish at FTU nowadays, Frank. |
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8 bit orgy There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period. Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 2888 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:40 am) Reply

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I was popular once?! |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:49 am) Reply

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You're small fish at FTU nowadays, Frank. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:17 pm) Reply

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Kudva mach! |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:17 pm) Reply

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Spierdala mach kiago |
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8 bit orgy There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period. Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 2888 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:38 pm) Reply

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My new personal picture????
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:20 pm) Reply

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Chris, how do you GROOM YOURSELF? I remember you talking about buying some sort of BODY GROOMING RAZOR.
I have weak facial hair and thin, sparse CHEST HAIR yet have little SPOTS of BACK HAIR and such I need to get rid of. It's kind of bullshit, really. _________________
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:01 am) Reply

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You don't need to shave off all your body hair, Vinny. I've got plenty of body hair, it doesn't bother me at all. |
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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:09 am) Reply

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Vinny, which of your horrible friends do you intend to ask to shave your back? |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:55 am) Reply

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That's why I have to get this body groomer so I DON'T have to ask someone to shave my back.
ALDP, that would be FINE but like I said, GOD HAS CURSED ME with SHITTY BODY HAIR. It's like I just have a few thin BLACK HAIRS spread around my back in no discernible order. If it was thick and LUSTROUS I'd just give up and GO WITH THE FLOW. _________________
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:05 pm) Reply

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Go get waxed. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:31 pm) Reply

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If it bothers you so much, do what Jason said, and get professionally waxed. |
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