Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Clotho · (Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:34 pm)

I'm sorry, man.

Woman are cruel and uncaring about the things they create.

Richard Cristopolis · (Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:14 pm)

Sorry that sucks man.

Big Fagot · (Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:26 pm)

That's not a bad post, but it is on topic in a bad thread.

cloacal kiss · (Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:27 pm)

Dude if you went back to school you might see her hooking up with people, or even getting a new SO!

Richard Cristopolis · (Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:31 pm)

But shit at that school just gets incestuous, man.

Richard Cristopolis · (Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:31 pm)

what i mean to say is nevermind

cloacal kiss · (Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:56 pm)

You're saying they're going to... going to... pass her around like a doobie?

Richard Cristopolis · (Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:58 pm)

i should've edited that proper because i don't know if your sarcasm has strands of truth laced in it but overall i don't know 'cause i only hooked up with one chick while i was there and i'll promptly shut up

Richard Cristopolis · (Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:02 pm)

But she posted that image with that random dude with the condoms a while back so it's like WTF? Man. Plus it was all long distance and GOD that sounds hard and Marlboro is like so isolated and you're in Italy so just not a good combination you know?

Just fucking... drink some scotch promply and forget yesterday as best you can.

FancyMichael · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:34 am)

I just fucked ALDP's ex. She said my dick is twice as long as his and that my semen tastes way better.

She's a dirty fucking slut.

FancyMichael · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:52 am)

I wish Clerks 2 hadn't sullied the whole ASS TO MOUTH thing, because I'd brag about that, too.

FancyMichael · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:53 am)

Matt, my penis went from your ex's ass to her mouth.

MADali · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:53 am)

I didnt know ALDP's ex was a guy.

Servbot · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:54 am)

Michael lost his viriginity to a man.

bitter gigatron · (Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:12 am)

Shut the fuck upo black man, you don't know what it's like to be in love!

bitter gigatron · (Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:14 am)

That was meant for FancyMicheal, Servbot .

Servbot · (Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:33 am)

Oh, okay. We're still cool then.

johnbuisthegreat · (Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:08 pm)

My girlfriend fucked an army guy while I was in the Marines and when she was at work I read her AIM logs to find out. It sucked because I bought ice cream and had it in her freezer and when I left I wrote her a message in notepad that said

wish you had told me about this
enjoy the ice cream
bye

then I walked home and got a call from her later that night talking about how she had been crying at her grandparents and what not and I said "that sucks" and hung up.

johnbuisthegreat · (Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:09 pm)

Peter knew this girl and never really liked her maybe he is a good judge of character.

cloacal kiss · (Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:19 pm)

I paypal'ed my girlfriend $20 so she could call me on Skype and she never got around to it and now she's probably going to spend it on flavored condoms and orgy diapers.