Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Jason · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:23 am)

All of Dragon Ball Z germinated from the fact that Goku suffered brain damage as a child and is retarded.
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Fagzilla · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:10 pm)

Perhaps the same could be said of Fagtown.

L Ron Butterfly · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:30 pm)

My dick cost the late night fee.
Your dick got the HIV.

My dick featured on the big screen.
Your dick went straight to DVD.

My dick is big like a bridge.
Your dick look like a little kid's.

My dick need no introduction.
Your dick don't even function.

My dick don't fit down the chim-in-ey.
Your dick look like a kid from the Phillipines.

Jason · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:08 pm)

Also, I've realized that I've become older than Chris was when he began DBZ Uncensored, which stirs my EMOTIONS.
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Jason · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:11 pm)

A very good rule of thumb is that if you ever find yourself posting lyrics, you're a completely worthless poster.
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Fagzilla · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:16 pm)

Lyrics are one of the few kinds of posts that are actually worse than not posting at all.

L Ron Butterfly · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:22 pm)

A good rule of thumb is that Jason's is in his ass.

My dick, harder than D'lo's fist.
Your dick limp like Pizzarino's wrist.

Chris, are you really going to make me comb through one of your arguments with Jason to prove how untrue that is?

Jason · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:32 pm)

I strongly doubt that Olódùmarè would approve of your bullshit.
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Jason · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:54 pm)

Steve Simmons is a very bad writer. These subtitles are stilted and poor.
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Fagzilla · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:30 pm)

I must admit to having had similar thoughts.

But check out that subtitle on Episode 138.

It's as if he were possessed by genius!

Fagzilla · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:34 pm)

I still think it's fucking awesome and totally worthy of pride that Chris Psaros himself managed to sneak his hands into FUNimation's DBZ. I stuck my dick directly into their assholes. They hated me, and my chats with the voice actors proved this. Yet there I am, tagging their faggot DVD with my own personal translation without them ever, ever knowing. That's like, the ultimate subversive act of my lifetime.

Jason · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:37 pm)

In your episode recap for the defeat of Raditz, you translate Piccolo as saying "Son Goku, our opponent is dead," whereas Steve Simmons just goes with "Son Goku, he's dead," which is much worse.

In fact, he has none of Piccolo's regality, which was drilled into my head by the Viz manga.

Also, "deep in space, the Saiyans were steadily approaching ever closer."
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Fagzilla · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:41 pm)

I like talking about DBZ.

Jason · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:43 pm)

Not enough to actually finish your website, though.
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Jason · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:48 pm)

When did the characters learn to talk to each other telepathically?

Vegeta did so to Nappa in the Arlia episode, and at first I thought it just a made up power that the filler writers gave him, but then doesn't Goku do it to Kuririn in the climactic scene of the Saiyan saga?
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Jason · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:56 pm)

Also, what the hell do you mean that your chats with the voice actors proved that they hated you? Your interviews? No they didn't.
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Fagzilla · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:04 pm)

No, I CHATTED with them.

Jon Allen invited me to a chat with like 8 of them, and I went, and they totally dogpiled me, and I posted it, and then Roy called me a pussy.

Remember??

The guy who played Oolong REALLY hated me!

Jason · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:11 pm)

You mean Mark Britten?

How could he hate you after you shared that unimaginably gay exchange of e-mails together?
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L Ron Butterfly · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:54 pm)

oooooooh, miracle tenkai power

the universe is a popcorn shower

Mike Dunn · (Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:15 pm)

I like that song even better than Chala Head Chala.