Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Jason · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:02 am)

What are you talking about?

I never said Gimp Mask was hated; in fact that's a huge reason I hate everyone else at FTU so much, that they're too stupid to realize how awful he is.

You're very, very bad at this, Mike Dunn.
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Big Fagot · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:11 am)

This thread is going to be fucking A+ awesome from beginning to end.

Fagzilla · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:22 am)

I guess the basic thing that makes you unlikeable is that you take the board, the posts, and the posters horribly seriously and you drag every moment of levity down with you. This pretty much spits in the face of Fagtown, the spirit of which is the opposite of any sort of pretense or seriousness.

You have this HARD FLAMIN' attack attitude that everyone else grew out of circa MPP 2001 because it's silly and we're not 15 and stopped being able to muster the enthusiasm to care that much.

You suck the fun out of everything, unless of course you're relaxed but that's totally unreliable since you shift back and forth between casual "hang out and do whatever" and "genuine venomous psychopath" on a dime, even from one post to the next. You're doing it even now, in this thread. You're totally emotionally unpredictable and volatile.

You also force ME into moments of seriousness (like this), and I resent that. I also resent (and I realize that this goes outside of just you) having to reign in the majority of my full power and sacrifice a lot of potentially fun posts and threads due to actual consequences that may result if people decide to get vindictive. One day I'm screwing around here, next thing I know you'll be at my doorstep trembling with your teeth clenched together and a gun in your hand because you seem to take it extremely personally that I act like a faggot on the Internet. You actualy want to have a fucking fist fight with me? Christ. Get a life. I mean, my posts may be bad and obnoxious and unfunny and whatnot, but at least nobody else actually CARES. Most of us come here simply to amuse ourselves and call each other faggots in a (as gay as it is to say this) harmless and playful manner. You don't seem to come here for amusement, but rather to savagely bite at people for real.

Jason · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:38 am)

Don't tell me to get a life because I think it would be awesome to fight you, you fucking pussy faggot.
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Jason · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:40 am)

Anyway, if you notice that I switch between seriousness and levity so unrealistically, why do you so hypocritically accuse me of being exactly as I appear when you claim that you exaggerate yourself for the board?
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Seru · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:48 am)

*sinks slowly into the Qliphoth*

Fagzilla · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:56 am)

When the hell did I ever accuse you of being exactly as you appear on the board?

I am evaluating you based on what you present as a poster. Not whoever is behind the monitor, who, honestly, I couldn't care less about. I don't make assumptions and damning indictments of your lifestyle, your friends, your girlfriends, the nature of your relationships with your girlfriends, your diet (other than to call veganism horribly gay, which it is), your successes or failures in life, or any of that shit that I have absolutely no objective access to, but that you seem to know about me "better than I know myself."

In fact, I am quite confident that you, and everyone else here, is anywhere from mildly to extremely different in meatspace. The "vibe" a person has in a written medium often has little or no correlation to their vibe in another medium.

This has nothing to do with that issue. There is no hypocrisy.

Jason · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:58 am)

Maybe that could be because I DON'T POST ABOUT ANY OF THAT SHIT. I don't make my personal life, my friends, girlfriends, dreams, ambitions, schemes, anything part of my POSTING PERSONA like you do, you stupid fucking jackass.

You do that EXACT same thing to me that you complain about me doing to you, so fucking staple your wheezing, droopy shit mouth shut.
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Vinny · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:04 am)

I'm liking this feud now.
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Jason · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:18 am)

Chris, what you fail to understand is that I use FTU like everybody else does. This is fun for me. These posts are enjoyable to make, and I smile and laugh as I write them and see the replies.

The same as Outland's posting style must satisfy him, Theldorrin's must satisfy him and your own must satisfy you, even though they're all completely fucking retarded.

If my posts annoy other people here, I don't give a shit. Who the hell comes to my side when posters that I think are fucking garbage keep blathering on while you clap and oink-bark like a sea lion?

And frankly, I enjoy bothering you. I legitimately do think that you are a scumbag who deserves to have his life made more difficult, so if I can spoil your time on your favorite message board for a while, great!

No one at FTU that I like or respect has told me to cool it, that I'm bothering them. Peter tries to sometimes, but his arguments are so fucking asinine that all it does is drive me further on. Andre is the only person in this thread to make a somewhat convincing post and actually make me pause and reconsider how I act, but for every one of him there's still two like you and Mike Dunn making what I do completely worth it by being so comically unable to NAIL ME.

So basically, suck my dick, because unless you want to actually fight me I'm going to continue until I find a manner of posting that is more enjoyable, or someone who is actually worth a damn talks me out of this one.
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Jason · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:25 am)

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Vinny · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:25 am)

I used to be on Chris' side during this thing because Jason seemed to be the antagonizer, but this thread is SHIFTING my opinion.

We also need to host an FTU fighting tournament.
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Username · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:06 am)

I don't know. I can certainly appreciate that Jason enjoys spending the majority of his time here antagonizing Chris and sometimes other people, and I don't ordinarily mind that most people here post what and how they like. But the reason that 8 bit and Gimp Mask and The Great Jon are as incredibly awful as they are, even though they do the same thing, is that they do nothing but post the one way they like, and don't seem to understand(in 8 bit's case at least) how incredibly counterproductive to normal conversation they're being. Chris doesn't have these particular problems, while Jason is increasingly entering that realm. Even Outland, for all that he only ever hits some combination of five notes, at least does so in variation. It's no symphony, but it's somewhat more interesting than Jason pounding the same note in every thread.

Fagzilla · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:06 am)

Ever since 2001, the entertainment and fulfillment I've derived from being a shrill, disgusting, antagonistic faggot has been gradually superseded by the negative side-effects, and I have been steadily TIGHTENING SECURITY over time (the "I EAT WHILE SHITTING" and "Janie is sooooo cute!!!" days seem so long ago), but man.

Shit like this makes me feel like it's just not worth it at all anymore.

Jason · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:17 am)

You're the one who views this board through an insane lens. Whereas everybody else here is willing to talk over AIM, in the chat, even meet in person, you have this utterly bizarre psychosis about preserving Fagtown's enigma or something, like this was fucking ANONYMOUS IS LEGION 4chan.

Who the fuck else talks about the board like you do, treating it like some ethereal psychic playground?
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Sporkism · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:00 am)

I can't believe this is actually a serious discussion.

You're all fuckin' retahded!!!!!

Sporkism · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:02 am)

Personally, I think both Chris AND Jason are among the funniest people on the board ever.

And I'm pretty sure that if Jason was so self-important or whatever he wouldn't bother to socialize with anyone from FTU, but clearly he does on a daily basis through the chat, AIM, etc. But as we all know, Chris never does.

Sporkism · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:03 am)

Oh, Jason already said that.

Well, then I AGREE

Sporkism · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:13 am)

God.

If you don't like Jason because you think he's a dick or whatever, fine.

But really, you can't say he's not funny. You just can't.

Chris can also be very funny, but certainly not when he's trying to defend himself in some serious way like he is in this thread.

Are you really taking Jason seriously, Chris? Because the only reason you would do that is because you'd like to think you're important enough to actually fight with. If you actually are the CARE-FREE, "yeah, whatever, Fagtown" guy you seem to think you are, why would this shit even bother you? It's like, Jason is sitting back being entertained, and you're actually bothered because you really think he wants to punch you?

Sporkism · (Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:25 am)

The internet is filled with faggots (anime fans, cuckolds, people with the philosophical sophistication of a 12 year old, etc.)