Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Jason · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:58 am)

Other people will come and correct you here, but until they do let me point out that I use the chat and thus obviously have a much stronger finger on the pulse of FTU than you could hope to.

Stop making such a fool of yourself.
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Seru · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:25 am)

People like Potatoes?

Seru · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:25 am)

Fucking rubes.

Fagzilla · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:31 am)

I don't really "hope" to have my finger on the pulse of FTU.

Anyway, fine, EVEN SPEAKING FROM MY POSITION OF MASSIVE IGNORANCE, on second thought I realize that I spoke too hastily in Gimp Mask's case. But at worst he's about a 50/50.

Fagzilla · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:43 am)

Also, most people here have shitty taste in posts and posters, so aligning with the mean just means that your taste is similarly bad.

I don't even remember what we're arguing about!!

Jason · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:47 am)

Fine, guys, I don't even care, so whatever.
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Fagzilla · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:49 am)

A good poster is someone who makes a lot of posts, and who habitually elicits a greater-than-average level of any/all of the following:

- Replies
- LAUGHS
- Affection
- Hate
- Argument

Fagzilla · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:53 am)

You, for example, are actually a very good poster lately.

Theldorrin was superb.

Don't get me wrong, you're both horrible, nearly unbearable pieces of shit, but that's what I'm saying. In your cases, that's exactly what makes you good posters. Theldorrin abandoning posting was an enormous blow to the board.

Jason · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:04 am)

No, you only say that because you have a psychotic obsession with being an analytical observer, so you want to judge posters on some kind of scale that only you are mature and distant enough to gauge, instead of the only logical measure: how much you enjoy their posts.

You don't fucking know anything, seriously. Theldorrin being gone is God's goddamn fucking breath of mercy on this board. You leaving would be the same. You can talk about ACTIVITY until you're blue in your ugly, withered face, but the FTU Fights tournament brought more activity than Outland or Frank's schizophrenic bullshit that you adore ever does. Activity is an arbitrary, meaningless quality that can never be consistently attached to fucking anything on FTU.

Prove me wrong by leaving FTU. If you're right, the board will slow and dull and everyone will lose interest. Then you can return, shove it in my face and reinvigorate the forum like a fat, slovenly, pig-fucking hero.
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Fagzilla · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:38 am)

The tournament was fine (for the five minutes that it lasted). Outland/Orgy/Gimp Mask/Theldorrin are fine too.

I just like posts.

Preferably posts that are HIGHLY CHARGED by something or other.

Jason · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:22 am)

Let's seriously, actually have a bare knuckled fist fight and record it and upload it to YouTube. I guarantee it will generate posts.
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Fagzilla · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:33 am)

I'd rather just post... THIS PICTURE!

Fagzilla · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:33 am)

Haha, just kidding.

There was no picture.

Jason · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:45 am)

Yeah, I thought not, pussy.
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Servbot · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:46 am)

Holy shit you guys are annoying little bitches.

Jason · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:47 am)

You are a hyper-annoying gay nigger faggot.
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Jason · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:49 am)

I mean, I agree that every one of Chris' posts is a neverending descent into unbearable agony, but my posts are fucking GRAND.
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Fagzilla · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:52 am)

I can't imagine why I should want to fight you!

Jason · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:52 am)

Especially that one about Calvin being a hyper-annoying gay faggot nigger.

That one was a hoot.
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Jason · (Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:54 am)

Because it would without fail lead to at least one Cold Room thread.

Abide by your own logic, shithead, either you care about FTU buzz or you don't.
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