| 
 
	  
		| PICTURE THE FIGHT |  
		| 
			
			  | My Head Hurts |  | 19% | [ 4 ] |  
			  | Rice |  | 80% | [ 17 ] |  |  
		| Total Votes : 21 |  
 | 
	
		|            Author           | Message | 
	
		| Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
 Joined: 28 Feb 2007
 Posts: 7600
 (Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:25 am)
 Reply
 
  
 | 
			
				|  FTU FIGHTS RI: My Head Hurts vs. Rice |  |  
				| 
 |  
				| PICTURE THE FIGHT _________________
 Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total
 |  | 
	
		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
 Posts: 3549
 (Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:44 am)
 Reply
 
  
 | 
			
				|  Re: FTU FIGHTS RI: My Head Hurts vs. Rice |  |  
				| 
 |  
				| Come on, this one is no contest. |  | 
	
		| Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
 Joined: 28 Feb 2007
 Posts: 7600
 (Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:26 am)
 Reply
 
  
 | 
			
				|  Re: FTU FIGHTS RI: My Head Hurts vs. Rice |  |  
				| 
 |  
				| It is still hard for me to picture Rice as a martial arts master and not CHUBBY CHINK. _________________
 Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total
 |  | 
	
		| Spamdini Joined: 22 Jan 2007
 Posts: 1322
 (Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:24 am)
 Reply
 
  
 | 
			
				|  Re: FTU FIGHTS RI: My Head Hurts vs. Rice |  |  
				| 
 |  
				| Sammo Hung was a chubby chink and look what he accomplished. |  | 
	
		| My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007
 Posts: 3445
 (Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:45 am)
 Reply
 
  
 | 
			
				|  Re: FTU FIGHTS RI: My Head Hurts vs. Rice |  |  
				| 
 |  
				| Is he short enough to where I can push his head away while he flails his arms? |  | 
	
		| Spamdini Joined: 22 Jan 2007
 Posts: 1322
 (Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:22 pm)
 Reply
 
  
 | 
			
				|  Re: FTU FIGHTS RI: My Head Hurts vs. Rice |  |  
				| 
 |  
				| No, because you'd look down and see that your arm is broken in five places. |  | 
	
		| cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds
 Joined: 12 Mar 2008
 Posts: 2039
 (Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:30 pm)
 Reply
 
  
 | 
			
				|  Re: FTU FIGHTS RI: My Head Hurts vs. Rice |  |  
				| 
 |  
				| Also I think Rice is like 5'10 |  | 
	
		| Vinny [00:10]  How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
 Joined: 16 Jan 2007
 Posts: 5181
 (Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:31 pm)
 Reply
 
  
 | 
			
				|  Re: FTU FIGHTS RI: My Head Hurts vs. Rice |  |  
				| 
 |  
				| Rice might be 6 foot even. Chinese people grown on a SUPERIOR WESTERN DIET can become quite powerful. _________________
 
  |  | 
	
		| Username Swimmin' in a Magnum
 Joined: 20 Jan 2007
 Posts: 3106
 (Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:28 pm)
 Reply
 
  
 | 
			
				|  Re: FTU FIGHTS RI: My Head Hurts vs. Rice |  |  
				| 
 |  
				| Is Rice the favourite to win this, then? |  | 
	
		| Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
 Joined: 08 Jan 2007
 Posts: 11012
 (Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:31 pm)
 Reply
 
 
 | 
			
				|  Re: FTU FIGHTS RI: My Head Hurts vs. Rice |  |  
				| 
 |  
				| Any argument for BIG BRETT would easily be trumped by overwhelming photographic evidence. |  | 
	
		| Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007
 Posts: 9256
 (Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:47 pm)
 Reply
 
  
 | 
			
				|  Re: FTU FIGHTS RI: My Head Hurts vs. Rice |  |  
				| 
 |  
				| Rice is a big Chinese guy who trained in kung fu with Shaolin monks and Brett is a twink. |  | 
	
		| My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007
 Posts: 3445
 (Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:52 pm)
 Reply
 
  
 | 
			
				|  Re: FTU FIGHTS RI: My Head Hurts vs. Rice |  |  
				| 
 |  
				| I bet I could win if he called himself a chink. |  | 
	
		| MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
 Joined: 21 Jan 2007
 Posts: 6740
 (Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:55 pm)
 Reply
 
  
 | 
			
				|  Re: FTU FIGHTS RI: My Head Hurts vs. Rice |  |  
				| 
 |  
				| You would win if this was a makeup contest or something. Your cheeks are so red! |  | 
	
		| L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously.
 Joined: 27 Feb 2007
 Posts: 3537
 (Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:41 pm)
 Reply
 
 
 | 
			
				|  Re: FTU FIGHTS RI: My Head Hurts vs. Rice |  |  
				| 
 |  
				| The real question here is how many times would Brett have to clone himself to present a challenge to Rice. |  | 
	
		| Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007
 Posts: 8709
 (Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:40 pm)
 Reply
 
  
 | 
			
				|  Re: FTU FIGHTS RI: My Head Hurts vs. Rice |  |  
				| 
 |  
				| Rice could take on 10 Bretts, certainly. |  | 
	
		|  |