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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:33 am) Reply

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gay your phase (2) |
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| I was originally going to call my journal MORE GAY BULLSHIT but the spelling check imbued into the internet by GOD keeps changing those words to either Ace Kendo or Servbot. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:33 am) Reply

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Re: gay your phase (2) |
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| I'll probably get a B and B- on the tests I'm taking today, respectively. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:34 am) Reply

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| My...my post count...the same?! |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:38 am) Reply

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Oh, it's based on total number of posts instead of capturing the moment and quantity of the post at a given time.
Anyways, so I rented Way of the Vampire expecting a rollicking vampire slaying thrill ride and instead I got the worst piece of shit I could have possible imagined. There was nothing even campy or ironic about it's terror, it fucking sucked hard. Fucking Abraham Van Helsing kills Dracula 5 minutes into the movie with one chop of his sword and then blah blah blah gay gay gay the PRINCE OF VAMPIRES kills Van Helsing's wife and so then he gives his life to the church or something so that he can fight vampires for all time. FLASH FORWARD TO THE FUTURE, Van Helsing is a gay faggot doctor and the rest of the vampires live in a fucking apocalyptic warehouse in the middle of a parking lot, and the vampires are really inconspicuous about their position because they stand outside of the house with spears and shit, Oh God, this movie sucks hard. THE CLIMAX OF THE MOVIE IS WHEN VAN HELSING'S BITCH DRINKS HOLY WATER, AND WHEN SHE GETS BITTEN IT KILLS AND WEAKENS THE FAGGOT LEADER AND
My mind just exploded, anyways, I'll probably watch the sequel to this, DRACULA'S CURSE. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:41 am) Reply

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| Also, there's a part in the movie where the Prince of Vampires (I think his name is Fagbot) drinks the blood of a concubine and starts beating his chest like a gorilla. I guess what makes it even scarier is that they play this tiger roar sound effect over it and I think that's when I realized that I was fucking watching the worst thing in existence. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:41 am) Reply

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| Anyways, time to go to an open note Economics quiz! |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:26 pm) Reply

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My name is not a synonym for gay or bullshit!
Tempted to start his own journal thread so he can praise himself and other's for being decent human beings in their own way,
Cappy |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:28 pm) Reply

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| Why do you dislike me so much? We could be great friends if you just loosened up a little. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:50 pm) Reply

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| Didn't you have some music clips, Magic Juan? |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:52 pm) Reply

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| gay your magnitude |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:52 pm) Reply

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Yeah, I'll finish those tonight or tommorow. The theme is going to be music I don't like! Yeah!
Servbot, someone has to toughen you up! |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:54 pm) Reply

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| My theme is anime music. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:56 pm) Reply
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| Pass. |
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Mautty I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3224 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:24 pm) Reply

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| Anime music? Mike payne would kick ass with that. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:49 pm) Reply

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Re: gay your phase (2) |
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| GAY GAY GAY |
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Mautty I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3224 (Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:09 pm) Reply

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Re: gay your phase (2) |
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| GAY GAY GAY |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:46 pm) Reply

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| FUCK THAT NIGGER MOTHERFUCK THAT BITCH |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:58 pm) Reply

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| Someone's bitter. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:13 pm) Reply

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| What the hell are you talking about? |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:17 pm) Reply

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| Maybe he's referring to your last 18 posts being about niggers. |
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