Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Fagzilla · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:30 am)

I'm now gleefully reading financial message boards.

This is the highlight so far:

This is my first and perhaps my last post. I bought LEH shares on Friday after hours with all the money I have (I'm unemployed and did that thinking I will be able to help my family pay the rent...)and have no experience with the stock market. My understanding is that I lost everything and I feel that I committed a crime against my family and those i love and I feel that I should end it here and see no more sunlight after tonight...I am sorry to all of you who lost dearly and god bless you all.......

My Head Hurts 90 · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:34 am)

Fuuuuuuuck.

Roy · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:36 am)

To be honest abject poverty sounds kind of fun. I've always had this fantasy of living in a run down apartment having to play NES on a shitty old TV to pass the time.

Fagzilla · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:41 am)

It IS kind of fun.

YES · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:42 am)

Well tobasco makes ramen noodles a lot more interesting so try that

I guess you might have to add vegetables too

YES · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:49 am)

Well tobasco makes ramen noodles a lot more interesting so try that

I guess you might have to add vegetables too

Fagzilla · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:01 am)

It tickles me pink to watch people who don't realize that this world is essentially a state of desperate, hopeless doom worry about who's going to be president and kill themselves over money.

It's just so cute!

YES · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:05 am)

Well for someone who trivializes money you might as well buy a shitload of it get a shitload of credit cards and live the high life

But you wont because "duh Im Psaros i think I understand pain yet have no fucking balls"

Fagzilla · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:07 am)

NEVER REPLY TO ONE OF MY POSTS UNTIL I HAVE SETTLED ON A FINAL EDIT.

Wait at least 10 minutes.

God, look at that tacky edit mark now.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:27 am)

Chris, it's pretty sad and pathetic to take joy in the hardships of people who didn't create the situation they're in. Your entire problem is that you're a worthless piece of shit who thinks bad things happening to hard-working people justifies your inability or refusal to do something of value. There's no virtue in being a scumbag. If the world ends up as shitty as you want it to be, do you think it won't affect you?

Seriously, grow up.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:28 am)

Yeah, I'm ready to be called gay for that.

Fagzilla · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:37 am)

You're totally misunderstanding where I'm coming from!

I'm not laughing at the misfortune of others. I'm happily watching as a sick, greedy, shortsighted, warped-valued society that would define ME as the failure because I don't believe in its bullshit finally gets what's been coming to it.

bitter gigatron · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:47 am)

If the economy is turning to shit and can't sustain itself, what is the point of all these tax cuts politicians constantly talk about?

bitter gigatron · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:04 am)

I bet it was David Foster Wallace that bought those shitty stocks and lost everything.

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:06 am)

He should have just started taking roids again and jacknife powerbombed the stock market.

Username · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:15 am)

Why would anyone have invested everything in something financial these days?

Action Hank · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:43 am)

Chris is a dick.

Being poor is fun if you aren't alone.

Fagzilla · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:45 am)

Well it turned out to be not so bad. Probably through artificial manipulation, but anyway, no Black Monday!

God dammit, hurry up. HURRY UP AND COLLAPSE.

Big Fagot · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:21 pm)

You blow!

Username · (Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:43 pm)

Chris, would you really prefer that everything just shatter overnight, instead of it failing step by step while people insist everything is okay?