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		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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				|  The death of Fagtown: A PLAY |  |  
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		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:20 am)
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				|  Santa Cruz, CA |  |  
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				| *Chris Psaros and Lexy are lying in bed together, engaging in foreplay too horrifying to be put into words* |  | 
	
		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:20 am)
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				|  Lexy |  |  
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				| *mounts Chris* |  | 
	
		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:21 am)
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				| There's a lot of pressure on my torso! |  | 
	
		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:28 am)
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				|  Lexy |  |  
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				| *spends 5 minutes trying to locate her vagina under her many layers of fat* 
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		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:29 am)
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				|  Chris |  |  
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				| Oh yeah baby talk dirty to me |  | 
	
		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:30 am)
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				|  Lexy |  |  
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				| *fails to find her snatch and then decides to simply insert Chris' tiny azz dik into one of her jelly rolls* |  | 
	
		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:31 am)
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				|  13 seconds later |  |  
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				| Chris: OH YEAH, IT'S COMIN'! |  | 
	
		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:00 am)
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				| Ungh hnngh, oh yes OH YEAH SAY MY NAME CHRISSY |  | 
	
		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:01 am)
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				| PETAH JONZE! 
 *jizzes all up in Lexy's tummy fat*
 
 Ahem. Peter Jones, don't ask. Hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr
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		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:16 am)
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				| Teehee let's talk about how agonizingly horrible the social convention of pillow talk is and how it's irrefutable evidence that humanity needs to be destroyed. I totally agree with you and am not just pretending that we have similar tastes because we're both huge pieces of shit and have no choice but to settle for each other. |  | 
	
		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:16 am)
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				| Haha, huge piece of shit! I'm gonna go check FTU. |  | 
	
		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:17 am)
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				| *is 10 years old and in 800 x 600* |  | 
	
		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:18 am)
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				| Damn, only two more posts since yesterday. And those are the first two in days! Fucking chat! |  | 
	
		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:30 am)
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				| Matthew Outland: 
 women in south africa are way better than both spics adn american women. yesterday i was eating a sandwich and some woman offered to suck my dick for a bite of it but then i called her a nigger and she got mad. im thinking of becoming a diamond mine overseer does anyone know any good websites for that?
 
 also piccolo's power level blah blah gay
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		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:31 am)
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				| *clicks on second new reply, in the gay news thread* |  | 
	
		| Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
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				|  Re: The death of Fagtown: A PLAY |  |  
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				| I have to admit that this isn't that far off. |  | 
	
		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:04 pm)
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				|  GAY NEWS |  |  
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				| SPICVILLA, TEXAS 
 The body of a man wearing nothing but acid washed cut-offs and a Naruto sweatshirt has been found off of the highway. Police have identified the corpse as Patrick Uhler. Uhler's body was covered in excrement and he had strange phrases written all over his body. He reportedly died of multiple stab wounds to the face. Police are investigating the possibility that the wounds were self-inflicted. They are also investigating the meaning of the giant "FTU" which was written on the highway in blood. The blood type has been identified as Uhler's, but DNA tests will be required to determine if it is actually his.
 
 "This is one of the strangest cases I've ever gotten," said Detective John Bull. "I mean, the guy had 'Bang Bang Cactus Cock' written on his forehead. These things written on his body and the message in his blood could be connected to a dangerous gang."
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		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:21 pm)
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				|  Chris |  |  
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				| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |  | 
	
		| Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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 (Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:22 pm)
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				|  Meanwhile, in Canada |  |  
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				| Seru is playing Brawl. |  | 
	
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