Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Action Hank]

Juicy gossip! Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin!

[BigJoeMex]

It's called promoting a movie! Of course the media will pick up these baseless internet rumors and make a huge deal out of them. It gets ratings and interest from people, in spite of being absolute bullshit.

I thought you'd know better.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Yeah.

The script really doesn't mean shit, especially since part of this ONGOING DEBATE among people online is that Two Face is clearly breathing while he's lying there "dead."

As for novelizations, that means less than shit. The fucking Back to the Future novelization starts in a goddamn classroom with Marty watching a video about nuclear weapons, along with about 100 differences between the book and the movie (some of which ended up violating canon when the sequels came).

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Bob Gale was not pleased with the BTTF novel!!!

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

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[BigJoeMex]

Personally, I've always thought of movie novelizations as very poor choices for reading.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Reading movie novelizations is possibly one of the top 5 worst conceivable uses of time.

[BigJoeMex]

Video game novelizations are apparently pretty fucking gay too!

Two friends of mine read the Splinter Cell and Metal Gear Solid novelizations. They said it was pretty horrible, and I have no intention of proving them wrong.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

At least with those you don't have to buy/play through the game, which will be both more expensive and time-consuming than reading the novel.

Whereas with novelizations it's the opposite, you're taking many multiples of the time to read something that was specifically designed to be a movie.

Actually never mind, the Robotech novels were actually really good, way better than the shittily dubbed show which had several episodes that were apparently drawn/cel painted by kindergarteners.

I take it all back.

[BigJoeMex]

We were talking mainly about movie novelizations, not Robotech novelizations. Stop digressing from the topic!

Is this derived from your hatred towards Carl Macek, or is it just plain Chris Psaros faggotry in general?

[SuperPsaturn]

"megaman opened fire at the leaping pogostick/cat robot causing it to explode upon the fifth energy pellet's impact. He smirked before jumping upon a platform and claiming the energy canteen.

"time to finish this" he grunted before running up against the retractable door that held his destiny behind it. He came face to face with Metalman and grinned while equipping the buzzsaw. It was gonna be an early night."

[Servbot]

Fuck, that sounds awesome!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

I heard from a reputable source that Angelina Jolie is in talks to play Talia al Ghul, the daughter of Ra's al Ghul, in the third Batman movie. Also, she's going to be naked a lot.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

By the way, Bob Gale is a hack.

[Action Hank]

If your reputable source is your dick, then I'm not interested in this.


I doubt Angelina Jolie will be in the next movie.

[AdvisorExedor]

So was anyone as shocked as I am to know that Mark Hammil starred in the live action guyver?

I think I noticed that when I was like 16 and was like "huh?"

[Seru]

Talia is probably the best possible choice they can make for a female villain/love interest. Catwoman is undeniably awful.

[BigJoeMex]

I have to agree that Catwoman is overdone and all-too-expected for a Batman love interest.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Honestly, and I'm totally serious, they should just stop Batman right there.

Because they'll never do a better Batman movie. There's no villain that comes anywhere close to the Joker, and the story won't be as compelling because of that and because the Nolan Batman is now so firmly established (it isn't as exciting anymore to see him become Batman), and blah blah.

There's almost no way the next one will be as good, is what I mean.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

That's no reason not to try. It might be better or it might be worse, but even if it's "only" good, I'm not going to be disappointed.