Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Sporkism · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:28 pm)

I'm 24 next month!

o gawd

Sporkism · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:29 pm)

I'll be more in more dismay over turning 25. Or worse yet, 30.

Turning 30 is going to be very devastating.

Derek Payne · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:32 pm)

The only consolation is that I'll be dead before 30 seeing as how I'm vomiting and shitting blood.

Sporkism · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:34 pm)

I wouldn't be surprised if it was some kind of vitamin deficiency. I tried to figure out my average calories in a given day, and I'm pretty much always under the standard 2000, but more often I'm even less than 1000 in a day. And I'm sure there aren't tons of vitamins packed in to those 850 calories!

I take all my medication religiously, but for some reason I can never get in the habit of taking vitamins. I was taking Airborne for a while, but I had to start splitting the tablets in half because the overdose of vitamin C had some consequences! Eventually I just gave up.

Action Hank · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:35 pm)

Derek, why is your body rejecting itself?

My indigestion and heartburn returned last week. Yay, stress.

Magic Juan · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:40 pm)

do u get arthritis in ur hooknose?

Psarevo · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:47 pm) Reply

I absolutely fucking flipped out about turning 30 for about 6 months prior and 6 months following, and you all saw that, but now I don't care anymore.

Action Hank · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:50 pm)

I am going to have a terrible 30th, I can guarantee it!

johnbuisthegreat · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:54 pm)

im 24

Theldorrin · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:40 pm)

I don't even pay attention to my age anymore. Once you turn 21 that shit doesn't matter anymore.

FancyMichael · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:59 pm)

I threw my back out while playing soccer the other day.

Also, an enormous blister popped on one of my big toes and turned into a HUGE OPEN WOUND. My friend's cat licked it while I wasn't paying attention which was extremely painful and disgusting.

Big Fagot · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:14 pm)

I got a few miles from home this morning before realizing my thumb was bleeding from a fresh wound and that I'd gotten tons of blood on my shirt.

Psarevo · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:28 pm) Reply

I walked downtown the other day and looked down at my pants to discover that my groin area was covered in some sort of food, which I guess is similar.

Mautty · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:52 pm)

Its amazing how unhealthy white people are.
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Vinny · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:57 pm)

I jumped a couple of days ago to check something on a high shelf and landing actually hurt for a few seconds.
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Theldorrin · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:02 pm)

Chris thinks semen is food.

Servbot · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:22 pm)

I'm fine.

Vinny · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:30 pm)

Time to get hiiiiigh.
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Big Fagot · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:47 pm)

I figured out that I cut myself on a razor blade while groping for a comb.

But it took me two or three minutes to notice!

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:45 pm)

One time at work I cut my finger pretty bad on a box and got blood on a bunch of packages, but then I was like, "Whatever, next package."