Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

YES · (Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:29 am)

YES · (Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:07 am)

Reagan's controversial defense spending policies with regard to UFOs

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NyqRglNocG4&feature=related

YES · (Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:16 am)

You know I am just no fucking match for 8 bit

L Ron Butterfly · (Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:15 am)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4vAqlRpSIDE&feature=related

bitter gigatron · (Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:35 am)

Haha! Ronnie inspired such greatness.

GimpMask · (Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:35 pm)

Yes, you are certainly no no match for Frank

YES · (Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:43 am)

So it just occurred to me that it was fucking stupid of Goku to spare Vegeta. What if he had medicine in his spacecraft?

And why didn't Kaiou join the fight?

And why didn't Piccolo fuse with Kami, making him stronger than Nappa if not Vegeta?

Why didn't Mr. Popo join?

Nickass · (Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:43 pm)

Goku = stupid?

Didn't Kaio state that he wasn't as strong as Vegeta or Nappa?

And did Piccolo know about Namekian fusion before Nail suggested it?

Popo! Matty, please.

YES · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:02 am)

It really wouldn't make sense for Kaiou to be weaker than Nappa, though yeah he did say he was weaker than THEY (he could have meant both of them combined?)

Old age, I guess

Just as Kami was apparantly stronger than Freezer but old age did him in

8 bit orgy · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:50 am)

You're no match for me:

http://www.serpo.org/release27a.php

This is the actual briefing Reagen was given that made him go nuts. When this first surfaced on the interwebz, there was much skepticism to the authenticity. However, insider PAY ROY people said if the thing WAS made up, it was made up from someone that seriously understood Camp David from the inside out.

MADali · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:57 am)

Frank, that is badly written fanfic.

MADali · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:01 am)

PRESIDENT: Oh, wow, I didn't realize how complicated this was. I'm new at [all of] this. I have a great responsibility to the citizens of this nation to make decisions based on accurate information presented by my advisers ... YOU, ALL of you. I won't interfere in your presentation of this information. So, I guess, we'll proceed in the order you have chosen. I'm sorry for interrupting in this presentation, but as a person who is interested beyond belief in this, I'll just shut up and wait to ask questions.

MADali · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:10 am)

PRESIDENT: Maybe we should call Captain Kirk?! (loud laughter) Oh, a little humor is good in any situation! (loud laughter)

ADVISER #1: OK, Mr President, I'll call Scotty! (more laughter)

bitter gigatron · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:17 am)

This transcript is amazing yet kind of hilarious. I like how Reagan starts to get pissed at there needing to have different level of clearance to answer his simple questions.

Psarevo · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:06 pm) Reply

That is not an actual conversation that human beings had.

That's worse than Buffy fanfiction.

Magic Juan · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:36 pm)

All of the UFO evidence was created by the government to not arouse suspicion of the real UFO activity.

Roy · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:44 pm)

"PRESIDENT: OK, let us continue. How many other presidents received this briefing?

The CARETAKER: Mr President, I have briefed President Nixon, Ford and you. President Carter was never given the entire briefing. I have no answer as to why he wasn't given the briefing."

Hahaha!

MADali · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:00 pm)

You didnt give the punchline,

PRESIDENT: Well, knowing that guy, he probably couldn't understand it being from Georgia! But that is just a dry joke.... (laughter heard in room)

I love how he ends it with "But that is just a dry joke..."

MADali · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:03 pm)

PRESIDENT: I always knew there was some form of cooperation between our government and the motion picture industry. I heard rumors over the years ... even during my acting days.

The CARETAKER: Well, Mr President, the first cooperative venture was the movie, "The Day the Earth Stood Still." That was a cooperative venture with the United States Air Force and the movie industry.

PRESIDENT: That movie, "Close Encounters," was that one of them? I guess no "Bonzo" movies were involved. (Loud laughter heard.)

WM CASEY: No (laughing), Mr President, I don't think or should I say, I didn't think Bonzo came from outer space! (more laughter)

MADali · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:10 pm)

ADVISER #4: No, Mr President, as I said THEY CAN IMITATE LOOKING LIKE HUMANS.

PRESIDENT: How in the world do they do that? It took a lot of makeup to make me look good in the movies. (loud laughter heard)

Yeah, Frank, inside government people really verified that.