Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Sporkism · (Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:17 pm)

I keep getting canker sores. As soon as one starts to die, I get another. And lately they show up in really horrible places, like the back of my throat, or on my tongue, or some weird part on the side of my gums.

I don't understand. Why the fuck do these things exist?

I've read that sometimes changing your toothpaste can make them happen, and I did switch to some arm & hammer stuff within the last year (when they have been most prevalent). Of course, there was also the colitis thing that happened, and I've read that canker sores can happen more often with a shitty immune system (which goes along with colitis).

Fuck canker sores!

Sporkism · (Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:18 pm)

So, let's all talk about shit, bros.

Potatoes · (Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:19 pm)

u got teh herps?

mebbe?

Potatoes · (Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:25 pm)

Speaking of herpes, i have this strange spot on the helmet part of my dik. It's not like any STD i've ever heard of, it doesn't hurt or ooze blood or anything, it's just a 1/4 inch section that's just a little bit more purple and raised than the rest of Ol' Kong.

I really hope it's just a callus from jackin it, i haven't fucked any dirty butts in a long time and anyway i always wear a jimmy hat.

Your thoughts, Megan?

Sporkism · (Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:29 pm)

Megan?

Sporkism · (Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:30 pm)

I don't have herpes. Rolling Eyes

Magic Juan · (Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:46 pm)

I have this perpetual need to talk to people about my health problems.

Sporkism · (Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:03 pm)

WHY I OUGHTTA

Username · (Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:03 pm)

I've also had a series of canker sores over the past few weeks, always in places where I can't help but rip it open every time I eat or brush my teeth.

Username · (Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:04 pm)

Potatoes, are you sure it's not a pimple?

Nickass · (Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:45 pm)

It's happened much less recently the past few years, but I used to get canker sores on the inside of my lips/cheeks (usually a place near where my teeth touch). Campo-phenique usually clears it up in a day or two.

Potatoes · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:28 am)

Sorry, I meant Morgan not Megan.

It's not a pimple, it doesn't itch, it's probably just a chafe spot. Looking around online for answers, i discovered the name for the other things on my dik: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce%27s_spot . Now, those things i always thought were whiteheads or blocked hair follices. But now i know.

YES · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:02 am)

I've learned that the secret of friendship is to hang out with people clearly more insane than yourself is

I have no friends, but I guess I should do that

8 bit orgy · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:55 am)

It's called getting old. When you get old, you randomly develop things as a side of effect of being old. When you are old, snack cakes and candy no longer turn into nice, tight skin and boundless energy.

Try eating yogurt to boost the immune system. Apparently, for females, it's extremely important.

Action Hank · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:05 am)

Sounds like a vitamin deficiancy, Morgan. Maybe an iron deficiancy as well.

You can also talk to a dentist.

bitter gigatron · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:27 am)

I have this huge crack in my butt that I've been suffering with since birth.

Mike Dunn · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:29 am)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4p9l9IfvZM

bitter gigatron · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:35 am)

I’ve got to fall on what I feel.

Psarevo · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:30 pm) Reply

Yeah, GETTING OLD at 24 (or whatever she is).

You faggots don't know what old is!

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:37 pm)

I don't want to turn 24. It makes me nervous.