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MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
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(Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:44 am)
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Start a new religion? Discuss with 8 Bit Orgy.
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 6740
(Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:45 am)
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Write a book about how to give cunnilingus to prostitutes.
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Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
Joined: 05 Sep 2007
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(Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:47 am)
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Start a website called pornvisa.com where I offer marriage for webcam sex and then dump them
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
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(Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:48 am)
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force them to buy rubies to sign up
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Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:51 am)
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Oh shit pay ME for marriage. Duh!
L Ron Butterfly
I take pop music pretty seriously.
Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 3537
(Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:52 am)
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MADali:

Come to United States of America. Become singer in rock band where you are backed by young, blond, blue-eyed, fresh-faced boys.

Write and record song about Al Quaeda and Jihad and American infedels in time to perform during the current general election. Wear turban/robe/etc.

Watch your act enter the McCain/Obama debates, as McCain desperately tries to find a leg-up on Obama.
McCain will paint you as a corrupter of youth and a threat. Further, he will say that an ultra liberal like Obama will let people like you get away with stuff like this. If Obama does not speak out against you, he will be further accused of being anti-American and Muslim. Obama will be in a catch22, losing the young, hip, liberal vote if he denounces your band, and losing all the other votes if he does not denounce your band.

After succesfully handing the election to John McCain, retire from music and become a Fox News pundit.

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Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:54 am)
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Cambodia is proof that the world sucks
bitter gigatron
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
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(Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:52 pm)
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That Italian death metal monk rules hard!
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