Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

YES · (Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:41 am)

So I tried watching this movie but the DVD fucked up halfway through

Anyway, I thought this was like going to be ironically gay or something, but it is in fact a very gay movie

GimpMask · (Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:50 am)

Gay films and humor is probably the most horrifying thing to be subjected too, or at least pretty bad

SuperPsaturn · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:05 am)

You deserved the dvd box to be filled with anthrax for renting a movie called "Adam and Steve"

Sporkism · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:20 pm)

I now pronounce you CHUCK AND LARRY

MADali · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:22 pm)

Morgan, will you marry me so I can get US green card? I'll pay you.

Sporkism · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:23 pm)

HOW MUCH???

Roy · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:28 pm)

I think the nail in the coffin for the anthrax scare in America was when an infant came into contact with some and lived.

MADali · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:30 pm)

20 thousand?

Mautty · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:36 pm)

Morgan should do it.
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Sporkism · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:38 pm)

Mautty · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:42 pm)

Man sometimes I wish I had a vagina. My dick will never get me 20 grand.
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MADali · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:45 pm)

You do know we have to live together right? Because we'll get random immigration visits to make sure we are an actual married couple.

Also, they give us random separate interviews and ask questions about each each other, to make sure we do know enough about each other.

Sporkism · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:47 pm)

Why do you have to get married to come to the US? I don't get that shit.

Can't you just apply to be a citizen?

MADali · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:52 pm)

Haha, just apply to be a citizen.

You Americans have no idea what a powerful passport you have!

Sporkism · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:56 pm)

I guess it would just depend on how long we'd have to live together, and how long the random visits would happen. I can't imagine being able to go on like that for more than a year!

Also, rape would be an instant deal-breaker.

Couldn't you just get a job here, and be here on a work visa or something? I guess I really have no idea how any of this stuff works.

Sporkism · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:59 pm)

Also, why do you even want to come here? I thought you were content with your industrialized sandbox!

MADali · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:11 pm)

I dont really like America anymore. The economy is a piece of shit and it has no future. I just somehow need to get a western passport. Both Iranian and US allow dual citizenship, so I dont have to lose my Iranian citizenship, and with my American citizenshi, I'd be able to secure better jobs in third world shitholes that have a hard on for americans.

Obviously, 20k is just an initial payment. I'd be willing to provide monthly financial incentives to make sure that you find the continuation of the marriage beneficial, otherwise after you get your money, you'd divorce my ass, and I'd be screwed!

Roy · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:16 pm)

*MADali touches down in America, hands Morgan 20,000 rial with a shit eating grin on his face, first episode of Morg 'n Mohammad ends*

Theldorrin · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:17 pm)

You know you have to renounce your Iranian citizenship when you become a US citizen.

So it's really a question of whether Iran recognizes that or not.

MADali · (Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:18 pm)

You dont have to renounce your Iranian citizenship.