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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:10 pm) Reply

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Man, Metal Gear Online games have so much potential but it's basically like selling a dumbed-down Call of Duty to the Japanese.
Basically, if you reach a high enough level, you should be a crazy fucking soldier like Vamp. Everyone could start out as a goon soldier but if they proceeded far enough in a skill branch they'd become the Pain or something! _________________
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4771 (Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:59 am) Reply

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| my game name is Faust and my game ID is also Faust666 |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:51 am) Reply

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| That is a good idea. Maybe the top 1% of players could have superpowers. Hopefully teams would be appropriately balanced during normal play. Also, videos of entire teams of super soldiers facing off, though mundane to non-players, would be huge hits with "epic, just epic" repeated many times in the comments. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:52 am) Reply

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| The problem is though, do you make clones of boss powers, or waste tons of new ideas? |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:31 pm) Reply
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| Well they plan to make Cyborg Raiden and a lot of classic characters usable eventually (god willing they add Fatman). So it will probably depend on the map and the game settings. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4771 (Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:06 am) Reply

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| I want to be Rex |
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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3040 (Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:04 am) Reply

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| I'd be happy as a member of the Ocelot Unit, i just love those bérets cocked at a jaunty angle. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:57 am) Reply

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| It sounds to me like an online MGS game would be really amazing if it was just a mentally-retarded revolver ocelot shooting wildly with machine gun arms over and over again while gibbering out ridiculous taunts and that was the entire game |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:00 pm) Reply

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MGS4 really sounds like a "best game ever" candidate
No, I'm not being sarcastic |
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Yogurtman Odin Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 2248 (Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:00 am) Reply

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SO I finally finished this game and it really is amazing.
Basically everything on Shadow Moses was King God, and crawling down the microwave tunnel was King God God of all time.
There is a lot of retarded shit, like, everything that every character who isn't Snake does, especially Naomi, but whatever, it's awesome. |
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Yogurtman Odin Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 2248 (Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:18 am) Reply

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| I like how Raiden became the most over-the-top, unkillable badass of all time and it was still the bare minimum necessary to make up for how huge of a fag he was in MGS2. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:22 am) Reply

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| In a game populated by citizens of the Uncanny Valley, Jack Jr. was super fucking unsettling to look at. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:21 am) Reply

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| I am motherfucking BIG BOSS. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:21 am) Reply

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| 3:11:20. |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:59 am) Reply

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I can't decide whether MGS4 suffers from the uncanny valley or not. I really don't remember any characters repulsing me.
The way Snake held his weapons pissed me off, though. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:22 am) Reply
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| Brian Lanners, Ocelot acting retarded was what made him awesome. Take that comment back! |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:05 pm) Reply

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| The adults weren't as bad, but Sunny and Raiden's son bothered me a lot. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4771 (Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:04 pm) Reply

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| Raiden fought with no arms |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4771 (Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:04 pm) Reply

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| and Meryl is just a big pussy after all but still carries a gun on her dress |
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Yogurtman Odin Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 2248 (Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:07 pm) Reply

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Seru, you are correct.
Everything Ocelot did was pretty awesome but his motivations still kind of escape me. I have to admit my brain had basically shut down by the time Big Boss was explaining all that shit.
Naomi's actions in this game are factually inexplicable, but that's women for you I guess! |
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