Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Rice · (Thu May 29, 2008 10:23 pm)

I guess I'll record my travels here!

China is ridiculous.

There's so many people and they're all hilarious and wacky. I feel like VINNY would really like it because all the kids walk around with poofy Sasuke hair and wear ridiculous JoJo clothes, like sequined jeans and a jacket with nothing underneath. I was in Shanghai and was planning on just going to sleep and flying the next day, but the family I was staying with had this super scummy guy and he took me out to go eat and do KAREOKE. We went to one of the bars and all these girls came into the room and you basically choose whatever one you want to pretend to be your friend for the night. So I got hang out with a bunch of drunken chinks and sing bad soft rock and play drinking games for a bit. One of the scummy dude's friends kept asking me about English phrases and screaming "COME ON BABY, FUCK OFFFF!" and pumping his fist. I think he wanted me to double team a girl with him.

GimpMask · (Thu May 29, 2008 10:25 pm)

Hahaha!

GimpMask · (Thu May 29, 2008 10:26 pm)

One of the scummy dude's friends kept asking me about English phrases and screaming "COME ON BABY, FUCK OFFFF!" and pumping his fist. I think he wanted me to double team a girl with him.

MADali · (Fri May 30, 2008 8:59 am)

Rice, you need to start fucking chinese prostitutes, and see how awesome prostitutes in non-western countries is.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Fri May 30, 2008 1:18 pm)

Well, he'd have to fuck a Western prostitute for comparison's sake.

cloacal kiss · (Fri May 30, 2008 2:12 pm)

Rice is very close to MADali and has probably confided in him about his experiences with Western prostitutes.

MADali · (Fri May 30, 2008 2:23 pm)

You're just jealous because you can't join our Non-White Exclusive Club

Rice · (Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:32 am)

Oh God, I just had my post deleted.

ANYWAYS, training is awesome. My life is basically a montage of waking up super early, practicing kung fu, then eating lots of rice as Vinny predicted. There are tailors in the city where you can basically get anything made as long as you can describe it and APPARENTLY more than one student has had a GOKU suit made for them.

Also, there's a bookshelf in the meditation room and for some reason there's a bunch of Dragonlance books sitting in there.

Potatoes · (Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:40 am)

Aside from the Kung Fu, it sounds like prison life. I don't mean that in a bad way.

Rice · (Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:46 am)

Yeah you BETTER not! It's kind of funny though, because you'll be running and you'll see a farmer with a cart or whatever then his cell phone will start ringing.

Rice · (Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:48 am)

Or you'll see one of the kids with permed hair and JoJo clothes walking around in some abysmal shanty town.

My Head Hurts 90 · (Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:30 am)

You should call your trainer Master Asia.

Big Fagot · (Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:43 am)

Get a Yuujiro outfit made.

Jason · (Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:48 am)

I am immensely envious of Rice, and could only be even more envious if he were in Japan instead of pussy China.

MADali · (Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:35 am)

China is 100 times more manly than Japan.

Servbot · (Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:44 am)

Better food too.

Jason · (Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:35 am)

China wasn't so manly when Japan raped every single one of its female citizens.

MADali · (Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:53 am)

That was then. The new Japan has been whitened by the west.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:25 pm)

Yeah, seriously, Japan is gay as fuck.

Jason · (Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:28 pm)

Japan is concealing its power level.