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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Thu May 22, 2008 6:20 pm)
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Drugs in the house, no cum in your mouth

Drugs in a bar, prepare to deal with a lifelong scar
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
Joined: 05 Jan 2007
Posts: 5369
(Thu May 22, 2008 6:21 pm)
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Well, no, really - most bars and people who go to bars with any regularity are terrible.

Especially the old people bars. The chain we have around here for that is called Tanner's, but I'm sure there are places like it everywhere.
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 6740
(Thu May 22, 2008 6:21 pm)
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Everyone inside a bar is better than you, Pat.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Thu May 22, 2008 6:22 pm)
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And by scar I mean being beaten and raped by a man who looks to be a cross between Jagi and a cackling toothless hick
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Thu May 22, 2008 6:23 pm)
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Has anyone ever heard of the term "cougar" to describe an older woman who goes to bars to find younger dudes to fuck?

Because I only learned of it recently, and was like, Oh God my mom was a Cougar !!!
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Thu May 22, 2008 6:23 pm)
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uh-uh!
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
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(Thu May 22, 2008 6:25 pm)
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Morgan, if I ever come to USA, would you meet with me?
Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 9020
(Thu May 22, 2008 6:25 pm)
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I've fucked several cougars.
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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(Thu May 22, 2008 6:26 pm)
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I dont think your own mom counts.
Rice
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(Thu May 22, 2008 6:26 pm)
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LOL DID U GET SCRATCHED CATFUCKER
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Thu May 22, 2008 6:28 pm)
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I felt bad reducing cougars to piles of dusty old bones in FFT, the look of pain on their faces was difficult
Servbot
Overrated faggot
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(Thu May 22, 2008 6:29 pm)
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I basically deserved both of those.
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Thu May 22, 2008 6:32 pm)
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cougarfuck
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Thu May 22, 2008 6:33 pm)
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Zombie Cougar Rape a.k.a Your Mother's Dead Cunt
Clotho
Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 1850
(Thu May 22, 2008 8:17 pm)
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600 for rent! Why don't you guys become man whores, because the landlord is already fucking your asshole?
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Thu May 22, 2008 8:26 pm)
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Nice
YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Thu May 22, 2008 9:39 pm)
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Bar women are awful yet people always reccomend them for an eas lay

before you say "durr drunk" dance clubs have drunk and dancing
YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Thu May 22, 2008 9:45 pm)
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Also, I have been ill for most of today from overdrinking last night

I only had 5 0r 6, but I guess I forget how strong heiferweisens can be. Also, it probably mixed with something else

Right now I am looking for a clinical trial on craigslist. That and the welfare check should cover most of my epxenses, but I am having a hard time finding the companies
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Thu May 22, 2008 9:54 pm)
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So ... You blew your little Psaros boon?
Rice
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(Thu May 22, 2008 9:55 pm)
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Matthew, have you ever successfully had a one night stand with a woman in a bar?
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