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		| Servbot Overrated faggot
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 5:03 pm)
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				| Making friends with a bartender is very important. |  | 
	
		| MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 5:57 pm)
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				| Are you still with your boyfriend? |  | 
	
		| MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 5:58 pm)
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				| That post was for Morgan, but Servbot can also answer. |  | 
	
		| MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 5:59 pm)
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				| I had a dream where servbot was selling me drugs, which is strange because I dont really have FTU dreams nor actually think about servbot, and I guess its appropriate that in my dream the FTUer that sold me drugs is black |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:02 pm)
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				| Well, that's debatable |  | 
	
		| Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:02 pm)
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				| Yes. |  | 
	
		| Psarevo 
 
 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:03 pm)
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				| Bars are fucking absolutely horrendous bullshit, and don't get me started on them. 
 Everything about them is terrible, unless they have a poker game going in the back.
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		| Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:04 pm)
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				| I guess they're fine if you want to drink. |  | 
	
		| Psarevo 
 
 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:05 pm)
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				| And want to pay well over quadruple the price for what you could buy the alcohol for yourself. 
 That's pretty much exactly what I'm talking about.
 
 One of the things anyway.
 
 But I guess that extra you pay gives you the chance to hang out with annoying skanks and bros and scumfucks.
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		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:07 pm)
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				| Tell me about it! (Chris) 
 Morgan, it's much safer and cheaper to drink at home, you also don't have to deal with human beings, which is a very important consideration when weighing the decision to drink in house
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		| Big Fagot Alpha ape
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:08 pm)
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				| The notion of tipping a guy the cost of an entire dinner for one fucking drink assrapes all of my values. |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:09 pm)
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				| But, the lifelong bonds that could be formed! |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:13 pm)
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				| However, I was refused service completely at a bar due to me not tipping the bartender as she served me my first dose of the devil's scorn for man 
 I only even stopped in so I could buy a bottle of booze for the upcoming days of Man vs Wild and Gurran lagaan but no, stretch-marks had to rain on my parade!
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		| Big Fagot Alpha ape
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:14 pm)
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				| Yeah, I sometimes buy candy in bulk from movie theater concession stands. |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:14 pm)
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				| Needless to say, the wild turkey didn't last into the next day, and I repainted my walls, but that's hardly the point |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:16 pm)
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				| Well, it was a bar next to a liquor store, and I figured shit, why not one for the  road, it is a 45 minute walk during rush hour alongside the most dangerous road for pedestrians in the country after all |  | 
	
		| Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:17 pm)
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				| "Safety"? It's not like I'd go to a fucking bar by myself. 
 I only went on Thursday nights when it was pretty much empty and then we would request all the ridiculous music videos we wanted to see and watched them for a while, so it was more than tolerable.
 
 Skanks and bros can be entertaining in a laughing-at-you-not-with-you sort of way, in limited doses. But I'd never want to go to a DA CLUUUB kind of bar (or club). Anymore I only go to fancy restaurant bars for good dessert drinks, or shitty dive bars for hilarious clientele/karaoke.
 
 I consider drinking to be a social activity, so I don't see any benefit to staying at home and drinking, other than cheapness.
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		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:17 pm)
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				| I should've maybe cut back on the neurontin ... But I managed about 100 posts the next day! 
 Whoo, or something
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		| MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:18 pm)
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				| Stop being defensive, Morgan. Going  to bars is a normal and fine thing to do. |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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 (Thu May 22, 2008 6:19 pm)
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				| Doesn't matter how many people you're with, a shithole meant to contain the desperate debris of society between 5pm to 2am is not any place for, well, any one! |  | 
	
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