Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

cloacal kiss · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:50 am)

So I know this is recklessly generalizing the meaning of "box" to be "any part of the female reproductive system," but removemybox.com should be raising money for a hysterectomy.

YES · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:45 pm)

So I was like reading the 48 laws of power and it said "don't use friends use enemies"

So I guess I should ally with ALDP.

YES · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:45 pm)

Now that I am friends with ALDP, I can now safely say you are a useless sack of crap even with all that wealth you posess. That must be what hell is really like

Theldorrin · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:53 pm)

I like both ALDP and MADali's ideas.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:14 pm)

If I come up with a good scam, I'm not letting you assholes in on it.

cloacal kiss · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:20 pm)

Outland, how is that using me? I think "self-help addiction" is a logical next step in your quest to be the most aggressively ineffectual weiner who ever lived, but it doesn't sound like you even read the book!

YES · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:23 pm)

What the hell is a weiner?

cloacal kiss · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:26 pm)

Weiner is a common alternative spelling for "wiener," but I can see how two letters being transposed would overload your brain, which is rivaled only by your body in pitiful, cartoonish weakness.

cloacal kiss · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:27 pm)

What's more, you're not my friend or anybody else's friend, and nobody is YOUR friend either!

YES · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:30 pm)

DOn't you try a little too hard at this?

And if you're so smart why dont you explain the difference between and angle-saxon and an anglo-saxon!

Psarevo · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:33 pm) Reply

He's from the Palace.

YES · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:34 pm)

He is the epitomy of everything that is irascible

And now he's making a pathetic cop-out

cloacal kiss · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:37 pm)

What the hell is an epitomy?

YES · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:47 pm)

Retard

Psarevo · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:50 pm) Reply

*BOOM*

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:30 pm)

I like insults that start with "And if you're so smart..."

ACTUALLY I DON'T!

Username · (Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:49 pm)

Magic Juan was supposed to let me in on his scam(perfectly legal business plan), but he wussed out or something.

Magic Juan · (Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:47 am)

I'm pretty sure I just wanted to trademark FTUW and market it but everyone freaked out.

L Ron Butterfly · (Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:43 am)

I wanted to turn FTUW into a parody of wrestling insider websites by making an FTUW website that covered weekly televised shows that didn't actually happen and monthly pay-per-views that didn't actually happen. And then of course, juicy behind-the-scenes controversies and predictions of future plot turns that may or may not actually happen.

I suggested this, and it was like the entire forum collectively popped a blood vessel in its brain with pure hate and lack of understanding for the idea. I felt impotent and futile in my ability to communicate. People thought I was trying to pass off FTUW as a REAL wrestling league, and they dared me to do all the work by myself and told me they wouldn't help me unless I proved that I could.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:23 pm)

The FTUW wiki had a COLUMN by J.R. that was written in character, but that's as far as that idea ever went.