Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Psarevo · (Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:14 pm) Reply

Geez, you're right.

No good jigaboo!

Rice · (Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:17 pm)

I read that post like 3 times and kept thinking you said Mike Tyson.

Psarevo · (Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:27 pm) Reply

I'd say Mike Tyson is pretty inventive.

Rice · (Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:48 pm)

That's why I kept thinking it said that!

cloacal kiss · (Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:37 pm)

Mike Tyson is so insane and unstable that he created a killer robot and sent it back in time to act on behalf of an evil computer overmind.

Yogurtman · (Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:36 pm)

This thread is now about Mike Tyson.

Sports Illustrated just started putting up all their back issues online, and I read this ultra-powerful profile of Tyson from 1988. It's pretty long but it captures his ultimate madness very well.

http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1067130/index.htm

My Head Hurts 90 · (Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:46 pm)

I like how the descriptions of his neighborhood sound like the Eclipse.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:58 pm)

Mike Tyson has to be the single most tragic figure of our time.

Potatoes · (Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:58 pm)

That article is so fucking great

Potatoes · (Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:01 am)

"But I don't feel the urge to steal anymore. I don't need to, I'm established. God, I hate that word, established. People who call themselves established—put them on these streets for five minutes, let's see how established they are. There's Lincoln Terrace Park. We'd see dead whores there in the morning. What memories. Good memories. Beautiful memories. I was happier then. I had pure fun here. Every day I was living on the edge. I was wild and free. I love coming back. Do you understand? When I'm here, I feel like a warrior."

Potatoes · (Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:19 am)

this one
http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1119283/index.htm
also destroyed me

cloacal kiss · (Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:17 am)

Mike Tyson has had such a painful and difficult life.

Jason · (Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:07 am)

I'd trade lives with Mike Tyson if it meant also having an innate gift for being able to destroy other men in hand to hand combat.

Jason · (Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:08 am)

If Mike Tyson was white person insane instead of black person insane, he'd be Big Boss.

Psarevo · (Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:07 pm) Reply

Unless it's about me, there's nothing wrong with any thread diverging into a discussion of Mike Tyson.

Jason · (Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:25 pm)

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rice · (Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:26 pm)

Everything about that article could've been transferred to an anime character.

Servbot · (Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:36 pm)

Mike Tyson can't be stopped by conventional means.

Psarevo · (Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:20 pm) Reply

I don't know, I think people could be pretty successful working from ideas shared at a "Stop Mike Tyson" convention.