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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:37 am) Reply

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| That post you made earlier making fun of Peter was pretty great. |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:41 am) Reply
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I felt really bad about detracting from the EXPLOSIVENESS of that post with all the less-explosive posts afterward, and really this isn't helping.
I'm going to make a new thread about the Superbowl and how I won fifty dollars, and how there's a parade tonight that starts at three AM. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:42 am) Reply

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| Quote: | | Bonobo males frequently engage in various forms of male-male genital sex (frot).[17][18][19] One form has two males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while "penis fencing". Frot may also occur where two males rub their penises together while in missionary position. A special form of frot called "rump rubbing" occurs to express reconciliation between two males after a conflict, where they stand back-to-back and rub their scrotal sacs together. |
Haha, faggots! |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:43 am) Reply

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| Uh oh, the idea's in his head. Run, Andre! |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:44 am) Reply

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| Chris wants to have gay penis fencing with a monkey. |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:59 am) Reply
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| "Scrotal sac" sounds enough like something I'd read in a story by ****The Great JON**** to make me almost chuckle. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:03 am) Reply

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Just chuckle, man. I did. There's no shame in it. _________________ If I ever want a moron's opinion you'll be the first one I ask
HAVE A NICE DAY |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:43 am) Reply

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| I dont understand why there is a big mystery on liking tits. If tits give milk to babies, then it would make sense that men would find woman that have big tits more attractive, as it would mean better nourishment for his offspring. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:55 pm) Reply

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| Big tits were once considered undesirable! |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:14 pm) Reply

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| What sort of person wants offspring? |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:19 pm) Reply

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| God, Rice is so stupid. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:35 pm) Reply

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You would never have existed, Theldorrin, if your parents didnt want offsprings, and their parents, and so on. All it would have taken was one person in your line of ancestry to be dedicated to having no offspring, and you'd never exist.
Your existence is tied to a continuous and unbroken line of people adhering to the exact opposite of what you claim to believe it. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:42 pm) Reply

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So?
People before me adhered to a lot of stupid things. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:54 pm) Reply

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| If they acted in a way that you claim to be non-stupid, than you wouldnt exist. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:55 pm) Reply

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Theldorrin, why don't you SHUT THE FUCK UP. Everybody agrees that your parents were giant retards for creating you, so there's no need to argue that wanting offspring is irrational. _________________ If I ever want a moron's opinion you'll be the first one I ask
HAVE A NICE DAY |
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Seika Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 1353 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:18 pm) Reply

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| Username was pretty powerful in this thread. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:24 pm) Reply

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| I don't have a problem with not existing, MADali. To have a problem with that is very womanly. |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:26 pm) Reply

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As far as the baby cuteness thing goes, I think that really only applies to your own offspring, not the children of others.
So that if people like Chris and his elephant girlfriend have an inter-species child, they won't just leave it on the side of the road and might actually try to take care of it. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:52 pm) Reply

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| Why would you say those things Mike! |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:00 pm) Reply

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She's not an elephant.
She's a manatee! |
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