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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:39 am)
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 Bonezilla 2000 |
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| A story as told through the framework of a play. |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:40 am)
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| Matthew Broderick |
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| Nuclear fallout...on this scale? Something bad is going to happen. |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:41 am)
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| Jean Reno's character |
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| Ahhh zut...dee freanch goovarment eh tried to nuke a few ehh islands, you know? |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:42 am)
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| Moe the bartender |
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| What the fuck am I doing in this movie? HOLY SHIT, SOMETHING'S INVADING NEW YORK HOLY SHIT |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:43 am)
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| Opening credits |
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| *Puff Daddy rapping over Kashmir* come ride wit me |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:43 am)
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| Matthew Broderick |
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| We have awakened a sleeping giant...and filled him with a terrible resolve. |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:44 am)
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| The female lead or whatever |
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Actually, according to wikipedia:
Godzilla is one of the most recognizable action/fictional symbols of Japanese popular culture worldwide and remains an important facet of Japanese films, embodying the kaiju subset of the tokusatsu genre. He has been considered a filmographic metaphor for the United States. |
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Rice
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 3474
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:47 am)
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| Re: Bonezilla 2000 |
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| GOJIRAAAAAAAAAAA! |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:50 am)
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| Jean Reno |
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| Ahh fucking velociraptors!!!! |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:51 am)
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| Matthew Broderick |
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| WHERE THE FUCK IS GODZILLA? FUCKING CHICKENSHIT! FUCK IT FUCK IT! SHIT FUCK IT SHIT! |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:52 am)
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| Moe the bartender |
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| Great Caesar's Ghost! |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:55 am)
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| Matthew Broderick |
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| Wait, I have to fucking go to Taco Bell to see the rest of this movie? Fucking shit. *breaks fourth wall* |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:56 am)
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| Ishiro Honda |
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| *sobs quietly by a desk. Suddenly, grabs a katana and disembowels himself* |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:56 am)
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| Female lead, lying bleeding in rubble |
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| The real monster here is....mass marketing *dies* |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:58 am)
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| Jimmy Page and Puff Daddy |
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| *laughing spread their wings* |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:59 am)
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| *credits roll* |
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| Over footage of Godzilla drinking a Red Bull and watching Everybody Loves Raymond. |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:59 am)
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| Re: Bonezilla 2000 |
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| -end end end edn |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:00 am)
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| [img]http://www.fantasyfrontiers.com/image.php?productid=16669[/img] |
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Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 6666
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:06 am)
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| That is a mighty product ID. |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:07 am)
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| Re: Bonezilla 2000 |
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| I'm sorry about this play, I just had to get it out of me |
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