Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

8 bit orgy · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:42 am)

It's very easy to fuck wrestlers. Liz told me that all the wrestlers, would at some point, try to "pick her up". She worked with United Way with the WWF like 5 years ago.

Seargent Slaughter's kids were the worst children on the face of the planet. And the Undertaker was an extreme gentleman. I have a lot of stories like that. So a waitress fucking Stone Cold isn't exactly UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE.

Mike Dunn · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:09 am)

Don't take Liz's word for it guys. You can't believe a word that two-timing bitch says.

YES · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:33 am)

Oh yeah how is your relationship with her going? Has she cheated on you yet with a wrestler?

Jason · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:40 am)

Give it time Wink

Servbot · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:56 am)

To help answer your question, a chair to the face could have caused damage to his eye, David Bowie suffers from something similar sounding. His eye remains permanently dilated which would make it LOOK like it is a different color, but isn't.

L Ron Butterfly · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:15 am)

And the Undertaker was an extreme gentleman.And the Undertaker was an extreme gentleman.And the Undertaker was an extreme gentleman.And the Undertaker was an extreme gentleman.And the Undertaker was an extreme gentleman.And the Undertaker was an extreme gentleman.And the Undertaker was an extreme gentleman.

I asked her how big his dick is, and she said, "Big Enough. And it worked."

She's really not very attractive. She's like late fourties, and you can see it in her skin. She has dark red hair, which is the most attractive thing about her. She likes to have sex a lot. She likes to say, "I'm going to a bar tonight. I'm gonna get fucked."

Let My Love Open The Door · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:25 am)

I don't doubt a blow to the head can cause damage to the eyes, Servbot, but unless she says "It's the weirdest thing, he's got one eye that's blue and one eye that's completely black!!" it doesn't sound like what you're talking about.

I guess it's possible he got hit in the eye with the chair.

L Ron Butterfly · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:16 pm)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shave_and_a_haircut

Let My Love Open The Door · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:37 pm)

I can't believe how stupid Mexicans are!

The Great Jon · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:45 pm)

Fuck da white man.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:17 pm)

Elvis was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me.

The Great Jon · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:45 pm)

ELVIS WAS A GOD DAMN RACIST!!!!

johnbuisthegreat · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:06 pm)

this guy I met in florida said 8BO sucked his dick

Action Hank · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:38 pm)

Punkasss, you should sleep with this waitress.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:06 pm)

Next time she says "I'm gonna go to the bar and get fucked!" you should say "Why go to the bar when... you can get fucked right here...?"

Servbot · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:59 pm)

Why are you friends with a 40 year old waitress?

Action Hank · (Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:05 pm)

Why not?

L Ron Butterfly · (Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:17 pm)

Well, I work with her. It'd be kind of uncomfortable if we never spoke a word to eachother at all.

L Ron Butterfly · (Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:14 pm)

Oh, and there's no way she'd ever have sex with me. She's a HARDCORE BITCH who drinks gasoline and likes to be fucked by giant powerdrills.

Plus, she's old and kind of gross.

Big Fagot · (Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:28 pm)

You and Vinny are supposed to be rivals, but with your current PP you're no threat to him.

He just goes *heh* and blinks and you're blasted to shreds by a nuclear shockwave.