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The Great Jon
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(Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:01 pm)
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 **Jon** Presents: 8 Bit Orgy is a Fucking Queer |
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In association with Winn-Dixie and Mellow Yellow The Great **Jon** proudly Presents:
8 Bit Orgy is a Fucking Queer
8 Bit: I sit here, waiting for the Final Blow...In these few remaining Moments, I will tell the Spirits my Story.
We see a very un-attractive Woman, Not un-Attractive as if she was Born that way, Un-Attractive as in she had every Opportunity to make herself look good but has Both Chosen not to, and, Disregarded Many Instances in her life where certain events would Scar and Maim her Body but she choose to do them anyway because she just did'nt give a shit.
BAM!~!!!!
7 men with Ugly women fetishes Jump out the Bushes and Fucking Rape the Shit out of that cunt, they beat her so bad that it starts to make her look Better.
9 Months later...
8 Bit Orgy is Born.
8 Bit: What is this? Life? God this is awful, the Developers must have just not given a shit about the graphics.... and the sound, what the fuck, is that only 1755 Channel Surround Sound? Fucking bums, must have wanted to save on Processing Power.
8 bit has reached the Stage where he can now eat solid Foods.
Mom: Here son, here's your Carrots and Ham, enjoy.
8 Bit: This is fucking pethetic, what an Insufficient way to Power our Bodies, couldn't whoever made us had used some type of Nano-Technology, or a vitiman Based Supplement. It's so pethetich, I mean fuck, not to mention the waste product we get from eating.
Mom: Son... I, I have some news for you...
8 Bit: What a shitty way to communicate with each other...primitive Noises..sounds made by moving our lips...Couldn't they have just cybernet-it-clee Linked the worlds Population together, that way we could all actually communicate with each other...
Mom: But son...you have a bro....
8 bit: Shut the fuck up mom... This is all just to retarded for me, wake me up when v. 3.0 is out.
8 Bit goes to sleep.
8 Bit: Sleep again? 1 3rd or our days needed to recharge? fuck you god.
8 Bit is now 16, he has his first sexual experience.
Whore: MMM... 8 Bit, fuck me good.
8 bit: What the hell?
Whore: Pound my fucking twat.
8 Bit: ...
Whore: 8 Bit, come on.
8 Bit: Just shut up, look at my fucking dick, it's completely stupid, what the fuck, a smooth shaft with a hole at the end where urine or in this case, seamen comes out? What, did a 3 year old think of that.
Whore: Fuck you im leaving.
8 Bit: Don't get me started on leaving, who the hell thought it was a good idea for human's to leave when they want to get out of a certian situation...Couldn't they come up with a better way?
8 Bit has just turned 18
8 Bit: Im 18 now? What a stupid way to measure time, clocks are stupid to, there always wrong and as a way to understand how much time has passed, they completely suck, not right at all, not even close.
8 Bit is now 35, what the fuck are these jagged lines around my forehead, what are they using, only 16x anti-aliasing.
8 bit is now 60, he sees his mom, she points a gun at him.
8 bit: Your gonna kill me?
Mom: Im tired of your fucking stupid shit, you and your twin brothers!!!
8 bit: A twin brother, good job god, nice thinking there, 2 people who are almost exactly the same, fucking stup....
BAM
BAM
BAM!!!!
8 Bit orgy is dead.
Mom: Now im going to kill your brother...theldorrin.
The moral of this story
8 Bit Orgy is a Fucking Queer |
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Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
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(Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:07 pm)
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| Hahaha, "only 16x anti-aliasing" |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:14 pm)
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| Jon, you're a fag. |
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Big Fagot
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Joined: 09 Jan 2007
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(Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:27 pm)
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| Nailed it. |
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Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
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(Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:28 pm)
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| The stuff about 8bit's mom is kind of confusing, but also haunting and poetic. |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:37 pm)
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| Funny though! |
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8 bit orgy
There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period.
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(Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:43 pm)
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| Amazing. |
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Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
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(Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:48 pm)
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| You think you can save face so easily, but all you're doing is guaranteeing that the next assault will be even more brutal. |
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8 bit orgy
There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period.
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(Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:41 pm)
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| My life is a series of breakdowns ruminating my brutal revenge plot. |
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The Great Jon
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
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(Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:24 pm)
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| Quote: | | You think you can save face so easily, but all you're doing is guaranteeing that the next assault will be even more brutal. |
I coulden't have fucking put it better myself.
8 Bit Orgy, I want to fuck your mom, especially if she's dead and in the dirt like I think. I bet her Vag is pretty sweet, even if it is rotting.
You also have sex with cows. |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:23 pm)
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| Frank's mother is a very nice woman! |
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Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
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(Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:25 pm)
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| You should name Frank's little brother Franksafaggot when you get his mom pregnant, Jon! Hahaha! |
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Engel242
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(Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:59 pm)
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| *JON* feels sure feels pretty strongly about this! |
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