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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:26 pm) Reply
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This wasnt a bad movie
I liked the part where he chopped his own arm up so he could reach further, and then ripped the dragons heart out and yelled "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" |
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Roy Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 1605 (Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:34 pm) Reply

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Too bad murder.mp3 wasn't playing during that part. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:52 pm) Reply

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There needed to be more blood in this film. The fact that Beowulf got naked and fought Grendel yet didn't end up being drenched in blood from head to toe was really dropping the ball. _________________
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Roy Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 1605 (Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:06 pm) Reply

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And Beowulf only wearing one belt when he became king was, of course, completely unacceptable. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:15 pm) Reply

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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:21 pm) Reply

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I didn't realize that Nathaniel was from the same crazy show that brought us a giant watermellon eating fried chicken and drinking grape soda. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:01 pm) Reply

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This movie was fucking horrible, why don't they try creating something that does not revolve around weird mindless shooting action? |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:02 pm) Reply

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I'm getting sick of scenes in movies where people dive onto their backs unloading with dual handguns out of a mountain dew code red commercial |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:48 pm) Reply

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There ... there wasn't any guns in this movie. _________________
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:34 pm) Reply

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You should have watched the director's cut. |
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Engel242 Joined: 14 Oct 2007 Posts: 349 (Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:46 pm) Reply

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I wonder how many white supremacists went to this movie just to jack off.
I mean, seriously, an epic movie filled with Nordic/Anglo-Saxon mythology is (unfortunately) gonna make some Nazis joygasm. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:57 pm) Reply

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It worked for Lord Of The Rings. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:57 pm) Reply

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It is unfortunate, though. |
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Engel242 Joined: 14 Oct 2007 Posts: 349 (Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:12 pm) Reply

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Yeah, both Varg Virkenes and Matthew Hale love Lord of the Rings. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:43 am) Reply

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And you know those two, they disagree on just about EVERYTHING! |
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SuperPsaturn SuperPSaturn Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 2111 (Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:30 am) Reply

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I thought this movie was pretty cool and the 3D really did add a lot to it. It's kind of distracting needing to wear the special glasses and constantly adjust your eyes so that most of the screen doesn't get blurry so I hope 3D movies don't become a trend again. Also it kind of gave me a headache by the end and the movie was unwatchable without the glasses because everything was all blurry and doubled over. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:39 am) Reply

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How much popcorn did you eat? |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:43 am) Reply

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PSaturn, I think if we watch enough 3D movies, our eyes will get used to it. _________________
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:44 am) Reply

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Also, Psaturn, I watched Murder Set Pieces, what a horrendous piece of shit. The part that makes me most angry is reading some of the things the director posted _________________
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