Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[L Ron Butterfly]

(unsheethes sword from 1999)

[Big Fagot]

You should short Nortel.

[L Ron Butterfly]

I still have no idea what that means.

[Theldorrin]

Because you don't know what Nortel is, or because you don't know what shorting is?
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[L Ron Butterfly]

Nortel sounds like a computer word. Shorting is when you're smoking a cigarette, and somebody says, "Hey, can you short me that," and you give them the rest of your cigarette.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Peter wants you to give him your computer if you're almost done with it.

[Theldorrin]

Oh, so you don't know about either.

Nortel is one of the biggest losers during the dot-com boom. It's market capitalization was a few hundred billion.

In finance, short selling or "shorting" is a way to profit from the decline in price of a security, such as a stock or a bond, in contrast to the ordinary investment practice, where an investor who "goes long," purchasing a security in the hope the price will rise.
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[L Ron Butterfly]

You mean, "Its market capitalization..."

So, "shorting" is buying a stock that you know will fail and somehow making money off it? Do you just sell it before it plummets? Does it ever rise before it plummets? Do you and a bunch of your friends all sell it at the same time ensuring that it will plummet, and you'll all make money and not have to worry about having sold a promising stock?

[Theldorrin]

You sell it before it plummets and buy it after it plummets, basically.
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[Big Fagot]

Rather than borrowing money, you borrow a stock, play your games with it, and then give it back.

[Magic Juan]

*sprays firehose into closet* Let's wash the pink wardrobe right out of there!

[Mike Dunn]

Holy fuck, TEETH. That shit actually won an award at Sundance?

[Let My Love Open The Door]

You're gay. You are the poster who is most likely to be gay, because you are factually gay.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

You faggot!

[Mike Dunn]

ALDP: Has fantasized about me being gay for like 8 years.

[L Ron Butterfly]

That was my comeback to being called gay in like seventh grade.


"You're gay!"

"Yeah, you wish!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Big Fagot]

So then was it eighth grade when you realized that the very concept of a retort to being accused of homosexuality went against everything you were becoming?

[L Ron Butterfly]

Was it eighth grade when you realized you were fatter than the other kids and the other kids' pregnant moms?

[Mike Dunn]

Was it eighth grade when you stopped developing, in terms of both mental capacity and physical growth?

[L Ron Butterfly]

WAS IT EIGHTH GRADE WHEN YOU SUCKED YOU DAD'S DICK????

(crotch chop motion)

YOUR MOMMA!