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Zapd Bloo Official TL Slut (5/29/01 9:48 pm) |
WELCOME! Welcome to the University Of Fuck. I would like to thank Triple Life for donating this space to me to start this very experimental school. Applications are now available. We welcome all ages and all genders. While I eventually intend to restrict acceptance to virgins and those who desperately need the help, for now, everyone is welcome. There are already several guest speakers scheduled for this semester. We can guarantee that it will be most informative. But we need your support! Everyone can be a successful lover. Enroll now, and guarantee yourself a spot on the graduating roster of UOF! | ||
Captain PUNisher  Official TL Slut (5/30/01 12:24 am) 
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Re: WELCOME! I'll enroll.
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Leitch1 Official TL Slut (5/30/01 6:19 am) 
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Re: WELCOME! Curious. Indeed, curious. How much is tuition?  IT'S TIME TO RAISE YOUR FLAG OF HATE | ||
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MANTI5 Official TL Slut (5/30/01 6:38 am) 
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Re: WELCOME! Will there be oral exams? | ||
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Ace Kendo The GAY Teletubby (5/30/01 8:21 am) 
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Re: WELCOME! Though I don't need it, I am wondering how much of the course is hands on? Forever yours, | ||
Otaku Monkey  Bad Head (5/30/01 1:30 pm) 
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Re: WELCOME! Can I be a teacher?
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Matthew Outland Official TL Slut (5/30/01 1:54 pm) |
Re: WELCOME! Expect a serial killer rampage sometime soon. | ||
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Zapd Bloo Fuck Queen (5/30/01 2:41 pm) |
Class Info! First off, we encourage hands on experience. Learning by doing is a great way to retain information. And oral is a big part of any education. So expect there to be entire classes dedicated to the art. We also intend to offer classes in equipment maintenance and preparation. There is room on our staff for teachers, but there are certain qualifications that must be met. Thank you for your interest!
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Hangly Man  I'm a fucking fag. (5/30/01 2:48 pm) |
Re: Class Info! I WNAT TOO LERN ABOT TEH FARKING!!!1 I'll enroll. THIS is an excellent time for lesson one. DO NOT BE PAINFULLY STUPID ON PURPOSE! There are plenty of times that you, as a male, will be stupid on accident. There is no need to accentuate that tendency through intent. SO, if you ever want with the fucking, stop with TEH FARKING!!!1 Edit: I'll take that into consideration.      You have to consider the possibility that God doesn't like you. He hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. His hate is better that His indifference. We are God's middle children, with no special place in history and no special attention. Unless we get God's attention, we have no hope of damnation or redemption. The lower you fall, the higher you fly. The farther you run, the more God wants you back. Someday, you will die. And until you know that, you're useless to me. -Tyler Durden at: 5/31/01 12:31:14 pm | ||
Brandylion  I want TL's big black cock (5/31/01 11:25 pm) 
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Re: Class Info! I want to help everyone with their homework assignments! | ||
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ImmortalBubbles Official TL Slut (6/1/01 4:54 pm) |
Re: Class Info! Oh great! What's the square root of .1? I forgot and I'm on Algebra. | ||
MADali  Official TL Slut (6/2/01 5:42 pm) 
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Re: WELCOME! I'll enroll and I'll discuss "How to make a move on your 12 year old cousin" if the others are interested, and Dr Bloo allows me too. | ||
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Weirdness Official TL Slut (6/2/01 8:02 pm) 
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Re: WELCOME! Yes! Yes! 12 year olds! More 12 year olds!! | ||
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ImmortalBubbles Official TL Slut (6/2/01 9:42 pm) |
Re: WELCOME! I'm 13, how's that? | ||
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Weirdness Official TL Slut (6/3/01 8:50 am)
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Re: WELCOME! Are you a girl who wil pose nude and not tell the cops? | ||
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Brandylion I want TL's big black cock (6/3/01 2:18 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! He's a boy & I wouldn't trust him. He would brag about it to everbody. | ||
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Weirdness Official TL Slut (6/3/01 3:54 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! Must get preteens... With their sweet preteen asses... | ||
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ImmortalBubbles Official TL Slut (6/3/01 4:20 pm) |
Re: WELCOME! Brandyliontamer: You're evil, you know that? | ||
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Brandylion I want TL's big black cock (6/3/01 6:54 pm) |
Yup That's what they all say. | ||
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Weirdness Official TL Slut (6/3/01 7:33 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! I want to go down on you. | ||
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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/3/01 8:12 pm) |
Now children We cannot officially promote pedophilia. However what you choose to do on your own time... we will happily look the other way. | ||
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ryanz19 Official TL Slut (6/4/01 9:50 am) |
Re: Now children I don't really need this course, per se, but I could use a few pointers from the Dr. Ruth of the internet, Zapd Bloo. Also if there are hands on activities and oral presentations, sign me up. | ||
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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/4/01 10:43 am) |
Re: WELCOME! You will receive a FULL education here at UOF. To enjoy what many view as the “perks” or to receive pointers from the renowned Dr. Zapd, you will need to be enrolled. I would advise that you fill out your application today; no time should be wasted since the classes are filling up fast. | ||
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Ace Kendo The GAY Teletubby (6/4/01 1:40 pm) 
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Re: WELCOME! Pedophilia will not be discussed here unless by our resident expert, Yogurtman. Other than that, it shall not be taught or discussed. Forever yours, | ||
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ryanz19 Official TL Slut (6/5/01 4:28 pm) |
Re: WELCOME! If you really want to learn about pedophilia, you should consult Chris Psaros, the world's leading expert on the matter. | ||
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Brandylion I want TL's big black cock (6/5/01 4:45 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! Yes. Y-man's expertise is in young girls, but Mr. Psaros is the authority on both sexes. | ||
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Weirdness Official TL Slut (6/5/01 7:48 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! I want Chris Psaros to teach a course at UoF. | ||
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Ace Kendo The GAY Teletubby (6/6/01 7:38 am)
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Re: WELCOME! He is not allowed. Yogurt gets jealous. Administrative problems, etc. Don't want any of that. Forever yours, | ||
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Brandylion I want TL's big black cock (6/6/01 3:23 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! Chris could be a guest speaker. That couldn't be too threatening to Y-man. Ace, my brother wants to steal your pp. AK is his nickname. | ||
Utils  Official TL Slut (6/9/01 1:41 am) 
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Re: WELCOME! I can deal with people online. It's when thier siblings join in when the whole thing gets weired.
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Weirdness Official TL Slut (6/9/01 3:51 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! Tauni Kitty's sister once cybered me. | ||
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MANTI5 Official TL Slut (6/9/01 11:18 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! She called me a smartass. | ||
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Weirdness Official TL Slut (6/10/01 8:54 am)
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Re: WELCOME! Then she locked Tonya in the closet and I protested because I love Tonya so much. | ||
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MANTI5 Official TL Slut (6/10/01 8:35 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! What about Brandy? | ||
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Weirdness Official TL Slut (6/10/01 8:42 pm) 
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Re: WELCOME! I just really want to eat her out. | ||
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MANTI5 Official TL Slut (6/10/01 10:05 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! Perhaps you should proclaim your feelings to Tonya, though your age may be a hindrance. | ||
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Weirdness Official TL Slut (6/11/01 5:44 am)
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Re: WELCOME! She knows my feelings, but she refuses to do anyone but you. She'd feel ethically wrong, like she's cheating. | ||
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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/11/01 10:16 am) 
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Cheating? Can you cheat in a virtual relationship? Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. -- Aldous Huxley | ||
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Weirdness Official TL Slut (6/11/01 3:33 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! That's what I said, but MANTI5 McTittyHog lays some big guilt trip on her. | ||
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MANTI5 Official TL Slut (6/11/01 9:07 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! The hell? I've never done such a thing. Weirdnes McBiBoy just falls short were it counts. | ||
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Leitch1 Official TL Slut (6/11/01 10:07 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! "Manti5 McTittyHog" Brilliant. IT'S TIME TO RAISE YOUR FLAG OF HATE | ||
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Brandylion I want TL's big black cock (6/12/01 11:25 pm)
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Re: Cheating? Hmmmph! You damn cyber players! Weirdness, Manti5, Triple Life, Chrissy, etc. You internet Casanovas just play w/ our hearts! I'll never trust again. ;_; | ||
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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/13/01 9:42 am)
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Re: WELCOME! "internet casanovas" hahaha I love it! Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. -- Aldous Huxley | ||
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Utils Official TL Slut (6/13/01 1:00 pm)
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I know something you don't know. :) :) >=) :9 MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
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Triple Life H-N-I-C (6/13/01 1:12 pm) 
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Re: Cheating? What did I do? I'm not actually "with" anyone, plus I don't think talking over the internet constitutes cheating. Cyber sex is just glorified masturbation. Brandy, I love you, just like I love all my beautiful internet females, but I'm not fucking you or anyone else! That post really didn't deserve the responce I gave it, since I know it was all in jest. BUT I always have the compulsion to defend myself.
-HST, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Edited by: Triple Life at: 6/13/01 1:17:03 pm | ||
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Herman The German Unofficial TL Slut (6/13/01 2:43 pm) |
Internet Do you think that you can form real relationships with people over the internet? CAN WE BE FRIENDS? K Girl, Give me back my damn Vodka. NOW. | ||
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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/13/01 6:05 pm)
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Friends - yes indeed I’ve decided that the VODKA is mine. If you want it then I say lets charge admission and have a little wrestling match sweetheart. Then we could buy two bottles. Screw the Vodka, lets just wrestle baby. Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. -- Aldous Huxley | ||
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Giugno Linguini Unofficial TL Slut (6/13/01 6:10 pm) |
you are trying to trick me. AND IT WON'T WORK. YOU DON'T WRESTLE WITH ROPE and DUCT TAPE, LADY. You are just trying to get me in a vulnerable position so you can take advantage of me. MR. SMIRNOV WILL PROTECT ME. WE WILL RUN AWAY TOGETHER. AND LIVE IN DRUNKEN BLISS FOREVER AND EVER. Wait. Did you mention Money? | ||
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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/13/01 6:55 pm)
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DAMN YOU Well we will only get the big bucks if you are actually ACTIVE this time. No just laying around. God you cost us that job… and it was going to make us rich, RICH I TELL YOU! Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. -- Aldous Huxley | ||
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Brandylion I want TL's big black cock (6/13/01 9:14 pm)
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Re: DAMN YOU TL, you run around telling all of us that we're gonna be your wifey or something. Getting our hopes up, playing w/ our tender feelings. And all you really want is a virtual harem. Oh well, I'll delude myself into believing that I'm your favorite ho. Hey you two, get a webcam! Pay-for-view! Make moola! | ||
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MANTI5 Official TL Slut (6/13/01 10:13 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! I love you Brandy, don't listen to these unsubstantiated rumors. | ||
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Brandylion I want TL's big black cock (6/14/01 1:38 am)
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Re: WELCOME! OK, Manty, I'll try to regain my trust again. | ||
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Utils Official TL Slut (6/14/01 2:06 pm) |
Re: WELCOME! Instead of glorrified, I call it SHARED masturbation. Damn, if I didn't have this code of honer... I've cybered with a couple well known ladies on the board. That's all I can say. Because there are three of them, and you will never guess which ones because there are 3 dammit, 3. HAHAHAHA Honor. As in your Honor, I plead not guilty. Because one of those three is underage, CASANOVA. SMOOTH.
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StupidMike Greatest man since ever. (6/14/01 2:28 pm) |
Re: WELCOME! gay EDIT: Which is a good response, EXCEPT, it is grammatically incorrect. It should be gay with the capitol G because it is REALLY gay, and ending with a ! for EMPHASIS. BUT because I love you like a monkey, I WILL FIX IT FOR YOU. Gay! Edited by: Zapd Bloo at: 6/14/01 7:04:06 pm | ||
ChrisPsaros  dargunbalzee rewlz!!!!11 (6/14/01 2:58 pm) |
Re: WELCOME! yes er no er I DON'T KNOW. IT IS ALL SO CONFUSING. AM I WEARING PANTS? WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE CHECK FOR ME? I FEEL A DRAFT. Edited by: Zapd Bloo at: 6/14/01 7:06:17 pm | ||
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Triple Life H-N-I-C (6/14/01 5:37 pm) |
Re: WELCOME! Agreed. Phew! I almost went with the flow and put in a one word response! THAT would have been HORRIBLE. Oh, and Chris, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUT SOME PANTS ON. You are scaring the neighbors again.
-HST, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Edited by: Zapd Bloo at: 6/14/01 7:08:18 pm | ||
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Brandylion I want TL's big black cock (6/14/01 7:45 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! The Naked Man champ still hasn't outgrown his exhibitionism. | ||
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Utils Official TL Slut (6/14/01 8:59 pm)
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Hell hath no fury... Zapd, are you jelous? I wasn't about EZboard in GENERAL. Not just this board. I couldn't have staged a better response, thanx baby.
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Utils Official TL Slut (6/14/01 9:00 pm)
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Re: WELCOME! I'm not TL's slut.
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Zapd Bloo Fuck Queen (6/15/01 8:06 pm) |
Utils don't be a moron If you were talking about Ezboard in general you would've used boards plural not "the" board. And even if you were referring to the boards that these regulars frequent, you are still severely limiting the female pool, particularly by "well known" ladies. So if you want to think I am jealous, go right ahead. Never say I was one not to let a man delude himself. But if you are going to talk about honor, then you better use some fucking honor and not be a man-whore. This is not show-in-tell, kiss-in-tell or the men’s locker room. Sticking up for my fellow females, Z.B.
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ImmortalBubbles Unofficial TL Slut (6/15/01 9:03 pm) |
Blech I haven't been in a lcoker room for over a year...I didn't take PE this year because I'm lazy and I don't see why it's important that we learn to play pickleball. | ||
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Utils Official TL Slut (6/16/01 12:27 pm)
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Have you seen my other grammar/spelling mistakes? Political correctness is REALLY getting out of hand...
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Matthew Outland Official TL Slut (6/16/01 8:58 pm) |
Re: WELCOME! SHut up you skank |
"The sporting editors had also given me $300 in cash, most of which was already spent on extremely dangerous drugs. The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-coloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers ... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls."|
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