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Zapd Bloo Ma Petite Salope (10/20/01 4:33 am)	Night of the wierd. So tonight, instead of going to my usual bar and taking home one of the bartenders for a little after hours fun, I succombed to the pressure of an old friend and went clubbing. The first club was a very popular 18 and over local joint. She wanted to dance so badly that even though the two pitiful drinks I had were not enough to get me going, I played the part of 'dance partner' anyways. Strange thing is, at some point I decided I didn't give a fuck what the babies thought of my dancing and really got into it. Next thing I know I have guys (read as more than one) dancing with me, touching and doing the knee between the legs thing. Bizarre. I danced until I got light headed, and then my friends and I (not the dancing boys) decided to humor this old friend and allowed her to persue this booty call she had her heart set on. Then we all met up at my house. At which point an unemployed teacher and an unpublished writer who just happened to be passing by with a six pack of Guinness invited themselves in, used my bathroom, and went through my underwear drawer. They were both very drunk, and insisted on exchanging numbers. I am canceling that cell phone Monday so it wasn't a big deal. BUT they know where I live! And they touched my underwear. Anyway, the old friend got her booty call, I danced with a teenage boy who provided me with dirty fantasies of breaking in my own virgin, two unemployed vagrants tampered with my skivvies, and I didn't even get drunk. Tonight has been exorbitantly strange. But I didn't kiss any women. Yet.
Zapd Bloo Ma Petite Salope (10/20/01 4:35 am)	Oh yeah. And while I wasn't looking, somebody ate all my chocolate covered raisins. Every last one. Fuckers.
ImmortalBubbles Tasty, er, Tastefyl! (10/20/01 11:14 am)	Re: Oh yeah. THE BASTARDS!
JewBagelDopeMan Best Bum Ever (10/20/01 9:39 pm)	Re: Oh yeah. Sounds like more fun than I had.
Ace Kendo I picked the one I can't have. It is a temporary problem. (10/20/01 9:45 pm)	Re: Oh yeah. Why haven't you kissed a woman yet? The reason why the web still stands (excluding porn):
JewBagelDopeMan Best Bum Ever (10/20/01 9:46 pm)	Re: Oh yeah. Because all women aren't naturally bisexual. Just the dykes you hang out with.
Yogurtman The Man with The Plan (10/21/01 12:30 am)	Re: Oh yeah. unpublished writer who just happened to be passing by with a six pack of Guinness IT WAS ACE, WASN'T IT?
JewBagelDopeMan Best Bum Ever (10/21/01 12:46 am)	Re: Oh yeah. I could see Ace forcing his way into her place and going through her underwear. Very well, infact. Hahaha. HA.
Ace Kendo I picked the one I can't have. It is a temporary problem. (10/21/01 12:56 am)	Re: Oh yeah. Ha The reason why the web still stands (excluding porn):
JewBagelDopeMan Best Bum Ever (10/21/01 12:58 am)	Re: Oh yeah. Oh, come on Ace, you know you'd do it.
MANTI5 Legal and Willing! (10/21/01 1:30 am)	Re: Oh yeah. Gold.
anal lube Official TL Slut (10/22/01 11:28 am)	Night of the wired. I feel bad for eating those Raisinettes. I didn't even have the munchies, so there's no excuse. Shoulda had a cookie b4. Oh - and here's the plan for next time those guys come over: Wrap up some of those delicious raisinettes with a pair of huge, grannylike underwear and nuke 'em for 30 seconds or so. Rub them around for a little, add a touch of yellow coloring and leave them in plain view of the toilet. That should keep them away, unless they've got a fetish for that shit (literally!). Lemme know when you plan on kissing that chick. I'll provide free videography.
Ace Kendo I picked the one I can't have. It is a temporary problem. (10/22/01 12:17 pm)	Re: Night of the wired. anal lube? The reason why the web still stands (excluding porn):
prosthetic forehead Presumably perfect. (10/22/01 2:53 pm)	Re: Night of the wired. I should be careful of who I talk to! And yes I'm talking about Anal lube. My dear, you are too funny. You know that wouldn't work with you suggesting the idea. As soon as you saw it you'd just start laughing and then show all others in attendance. Heck I wouldn't put it past you to claim it as your own or is that going too far? In honesty I'd declare that you've probably already done such a stunt, if not I'm sure there is an alternate version.
anal lube Official TL Slut (10/22/01 6:11 pm)	Re: Night of the wired. Only on your panties my dear. But those weren't raisinettes... Should I change my name to "Flavored Anal Lube", you know just to really gross people out?
zb Probably Zapd (10/22/01 6:14 pm)	HI ANAL LUBE! Welcome! COOKIES ARE FOR SHARING. I was joking about the raisinettes. Mostly. Heh
anal lube Official TL Slut (10/23/01 3:10 pm)	Re: HI ANAL LUBE! I believed your original comment regarding Raisinettes� to be symbolic. The chocolate covered raisins were a metaphor for your precious, beloved time. It wasn't simply that you had squandered your time that evening; you had done so with a bizzare assortment of dancing babies, obnoxious friends and unripe meat (which you later fantasized about), thereby allowing them to effectively plunder your limited reservoir of "Raisinettes�". As far as the cocoa-covered, sun-dried prunes that were in that little bag on the counter � they went particularly well with the bottle of Guiness that I received in trade from the �unemployed teacher� and �unpublished writer� in turn for the assurance of being allowed to peruse through your undergarments. I really didn�t think you�d mind. Thanks for the understanding.
ChrisPsaros HE started it. I was just an innocent victim. (10/23/01 3:54 pm)	Re: HI ANAL LUBE! Anal lube is female. THAT IS MY IMPRESSION.
anal lube Official TL Slut (10/23/01 6:13 pm)	Re: HI ANAL LUBE! Although I do profess to be a devout lesbian, my Yang is more powerful than my Yin. There's a log and bolders between my legs. My first impression of you is that you must be a bondage queen with an affinity for axillary beastial intercourse and that you attempt autofellatio daily without success. I could be wrong though...
Triple Life H-N-I-C (10/23/01 6:32 pm)	Re: HI ANAL LUBE! He's gay. He kisses men and looks at their penises.
Zapd Bloo Ma Petite Salope (10/23/01 7:15 pm)	POOR CHRISSY His gender sense must be all messed up.
ImmortalBubbles Tasty, er, Tastefyl! (10/23/01 9:56 pm)	Re: POOR CHRISSY Confused am I.
ChrisPsaros HE started it. I was just an innocent victim. (10/23/01 11:47 pm)	Re: HI ANAL LUBE! Autofellatio is something you give up on pretty quickly when you realize you can't do it and never will. It's not one of those things you can "build up to" through training. You just can't do it, unless you have a fucking donkey dick. But if my penis ever gets sheared off in some sort of accident, I am going to shove it in my mouth immediately and say "Ha, who's sucking his own dick now, bitch?" Also, you're gay.
Leitch1 MAYBE IT WAS THE E-ROOFIES I CYBER-SLIPPED INTO YOUR VIRTUAL DRINK. Nothing like online date rape. (10/24/01 4:28 am)	Re: HI ANAL LUBE! I'm going to have to say that you have no right calling anyone or anything gay, Mr. "I TASTED COCK, AND I KISS GUYS NOT ONE, BUT FIVE TIMES". IT'S TIME TO RAISE YOUR FLAG OF HATE
Ace Kendo I picked the one I can't have. It is a temporary problem. (10/25/01 12:23 am)	Re: HI ANAL LUBE! Can't forget that he attempted to kiss another man as well. An unreciprocated attempt. You must have been crushed. The reason why the web still stands (excluding porn):