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ImmortalBubbles Tasty, er, Tastefyl! (11/13/01 4:53 pm) Reply	Finally, total proof. "Women require time and money." - Women = Time x Money And we all know that "Time is money." - Time = Money So, Women = Money x Money, or Money² We've all heard "Money is the root of all evil", so: Money = (sq rt)Evil Therefor: Women = [(sq rt)Evil]², or Women = Evil Ha! I just proved women are evil. Of course that's only in mathematics, and us mathematical are nerds that will never be looked upon by female eyes. Shut up.
Ace Kendo I picked the one I can't have. It is a temporary problem. (11/13/01 10:04 pm) Reply	Re: Finally, total proof. I got some math for you: yuo = gay. I am original!
Zapd Bloo Ma Petite Salope (11/13/01 11:48 pm) Reply	LISTEN UP FAGGOT I hate hate HATE THAT RETARDS LIKE YOU GET THAT FUCKING PROVERB WRONG. Money is not the root of all evil. LOVE OF FUCKING MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL. As in GREEEEEED. So your little mathematical proof is faulty. All together now. LOVE OF MONEY IS EVIL'S ROOT. Get it? I am in a foul mood.
Seru40 Luv muppet for porn stars. (11/14/01 12:37 am) Reply	Re: LISTEN UP FAGGOT Yeah, don't love money, be satisfied with paltry sums. Live in poverty. Humbug.
Zapd Bloo Ma Petite Salope (11/14/01 2:06 am) Reply	Hey That is the way the proverb goes.
JebusofNazareth They found me. Under a stump. Nursing a chipmunk. (11/14/01 9:38 am) Reply	Re: Finally, total proof. He fucked up. The Equation still works. Jsut it would be the love of women would be evil. GOd Damn. That means we all have to gay. No it doesnt work. Well DAmmit. GOd DAmmit.
Ace Kendo I picked the one I can't have. It is a temporary problem. (11/14/01 11:57 am) Reply	Re: Finally, total proof. hmmm, what is better, to be rich but without the pussy, or poor with the pussy. An age old debate. Then again, if you are rich, you should be able to buy the pussy, either from whores, or from chicks just looking for money.
ImmortalBubbles Tasty, er, Tastefyl! (11/14/01 5:11 pm) Reply	Re: Finally, total proof. Zapd: It was just a joke...
Zapd Bloo Ma Petite Salope (11/15/01 1:16 am) Reply	Twas a bad day, Lovey. Better now. Sometimes I really miss the old MPP.
Big Fagot I wish ALDP was my lover. (11/16/01 3:09 pm) Reply	Re: Twas a bad day, You have PMS and you need PNS!!! lo fucking l
Zapd Bloo Ma Petite Salope (11/17/01 1:19 am) Reply	PMS is an excuse for men to call women bitches for no reason Women are not the only greedy pigs. Men can be just as bad. But here is the real issue. It is all fine and good for a guy to go off on another guy and blame it on a bad day. But if a chick does it it is PMS OH GOD SHE MUST BE ON HER PERIOD BLEEDING NASTY GROSS TAMPONLICIOUS. Double fucking standard.
Ace Kendo I picked the one I can't have. It is a temporary problem. (11/17/01 10:51 am) Reply	Re: PMS is an excuse for men to call women bitches for no re good, now you understand.
Seru40 Luv muppet for porn stars. (11/17/01 11:00 am) Reply	Re: PMS is an excuse for men to call women bitches for no re I'm pretty sure 'licious' should never be added on to the end of something like 'tampon'. Next time you're sucking off a guy, you'll be like "God damn, this is cocklicious." Actually, that makes more sense.
ImmortalBubbles Tasty, er, Tastefyl! (11/18/01 1:13 am) Reply	Re: PMS is an excuse for men to call women bitches for no re You'rebeingfuckinggaylicious?
Big Fagot I wish ALDP was my lover. (11/18/01 3:05 am) Reply	Re: PMS is an excuse for men to call women bitches for no re Hey now, I think we all saw the episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where Debra had bad mood swings because of PMS and Ray was characterized as the sensible one just trying to survive for three days or four days or however long your shitty gender is rendered completely useless by THE POWER OF LOVE.
Zapd Bloo Ma Petite Salope (11/18/01 6:26 am) Reply	Notice Better to be worthless for three or four days than our whole fucking lives. And just for the record, Male PMS is far more irritating than Female, and not nearly as explainable. You DON'T have chemicals fucking with your brain, and you still act like cocksucking faggots. What's up with that?
Utils Dr. LUV (11/19/01 8:32 am) Reply \| Edit	Re: Notice Penis Vagina It all makes sense.
JebusofNazareth They found me. Under a stump. Nursing a chipmunk. (11/19/01 2:06 pm) Reply	Re: Notice YES! FIGHT HTE POWER!
MADali Willing to sexually violate you, all of you. (11/20/01 12:13 pm) Reply	Re: Notice Yeah, but you vaginapeople use PMS as an excuse whenever you act like a bitch.
Guilty by asociation Official TL Slut (11/21/01 12:26 am) Reply	Re: Notice i know this chick how has her period for 10 days, she gets really narky.
Zapd Bloo Ma Petite Salope (11/21/01 1:04 am) Reply	PMS as an excuse. That is because you males buy it. You would probably believe it if we said it was ALIENS making us act bitchy because GOD forbid a woman act bitchy for the fuck of it, or because she had a bad day. Having an excuse for bitchdom gets rid of the responsibility for behaving in a less than nice manner. Only those with self respecting pride would pass up an excuse like that. But hell, if you want to insist that I not be responsible for my own bitchiness, then who am I to argue? I can play the victim, particularly if it gets me chocolate and ice-cream.
Guilty by asociation Official TL Slut (11/21/01 5:58 am) Reply	Re: PMS as an excuse. free chocolate and ice cream... teh womens favorite things huh? sounds like my girl
Hangly Man I'm a fucking fag. (11/21/01 6:03 pm) Reply	Re: PMS as an excuse. ImmortalCockgobbler, everyone knows that it's Big Fagot's job to make KRAYZIE math problems like that.
ImmortalBubbles Tasty, er, Tastefyl! (11/21/01 8:56 pm) Reply	Re: PMS as an excuse. 1. Perhaps he did. I just stole it from some random site. 2. It's not a math problem, it's a proof. 3. What the fuck are you talking about?
Big Fagot I wish ALDP was my lover. (11/24/01 9:35 am) Reply	Re: PMS as an excuse. All women are such whores. WORST GENDER EVER. After all, who needs a vagina when they can get the big bottle of aloe vera lotion at half price? Edited by: Zapd Bloo at: 11/26/01 1:12:31 am
Guilty by asociation Official TL Slut (11/25/01 5:37 am) Reply	Re: PMS as an excuse. LOLOLOLOLOLZZZZ BGI FOGOTER MKSE TEH STTSAMENT FO TRH YAER!!!!!!!1111
Matthew Outland I've lost my _______!!! (11/25/01 9:24 pm) Reply	Re: PMS as an excuse. I have one of those zodiac placemats from the Chinese restaurant.