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Create a punchline, ask a joke.
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:29 pm)
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What do you get if you cross Michael Vick with an Xbox 360?
Big Fagot
Alpha ape
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(Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:02 pm)
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I don't know, but it keeps killing dogs until it overheats.



When is a spook not a spook?
Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
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(Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:25 pm)
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A TABLE ISN'T A WHORE!
Nickass
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(Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:28 pm)
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I don't know, but it keeps killing dogs until it overheats.



When is a spook not a spook?

When it has spake.

What did the clown say after he raped the boy?
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:38 pm)
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"I hope all your birthday parties are as good as this one."

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Big Fagot
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(Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:07 pm)
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Just one, but his charisma as an actor will be the only thing keeping people from noticing the political and economic circumstances that actually screwed it in.



Why is Utils black?
Servbot
Overrated faggot
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(Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:48 pm)
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Because we took one for the team.

Why was there a used tampon in a cup of tea?
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:57 pm)
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Because Theldorrin felt like having eggs for breakfast.

How often do Native Americans mate?
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:59 pm)
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Not often enough, apparently.

What do you tell a Chinese man with no nose?
Servbot
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(Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:08 am)
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"I'd like to introduce you to Morgan."

What's the difference between a banana and Utils?
Seru
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(Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:18 am)
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The banana doesn't jelq.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a van?
Magic Juan
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(Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:38 am)
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It depends on how many kids Mautty has.


What do you get if you cross Yogurtman and milkshake?
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
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(Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:41 am)
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A divorce.


What's the difference between Chris Psaros and pieces of shit that look like Chris Psaros?
Stupid Fucking Faggot
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(Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:43 am)
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The shit is actually going to go somewhere!


How is Theldorrin like a chimney?
Seru
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(Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:50 am)
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He's often stuffed with red hot wood.

What's the best thing to do with an obvious and transparent joke setup?

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MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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(Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:50 am)
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They both have a big, fat man go inside them once a year.

Knock Knock
Who is there?
Jason
Jason who?
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:51 am)
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Too slow!
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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(Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:51 am)
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Mine was for the Chris joke, and I dont know if my set up counts.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:54 am)
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I'll take this break in momentum to suggest that we refrain from making these jokes referential to other posters.
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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(Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:55 am)
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Why?
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