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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:04 pm) Reply

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Appetite for Destruction |
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Axelrod Waylyn stands at an FTUW podium, surrounded by journalists.
"Axelrod Waylyn, where have you been since your fight with Kanzaki Kenjiro?" a journalist asks, waving his microphone in the air near Axelrod.
Axelrod looks at the journalist, his eyes no longer but now their natural brown hue. His ghostly skin and frail physique look much better, considering he is no longer constantly bleeding and scratching at his own limbs. "..." he remains mum, staring into the cameras.
"Axelrod Waylyn, you are going to be facing Corporal Body, they say that after your defeat by Kanzaki your confidence has been shattered. Is this a good opportunity to return to form?" another journalist asks.
Axelrod looks annoyed. "Corporal Body is a fag and his life is about to decrescendo. Fucking faggot Corporal Body." |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:08 pm) Reply

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Here is a song about Corporal Body being a faggot
Corporal Body is a faggot. Composed by Axelrod Waylyn.
In the deep deep darkness of a a big bad night
There was a huge huge faggot spoiling for an FTUW fight
Corporal Body is a faggot!!!!
Corporal Body is a faggot!!!!
*20 minute guitar solo*
A scientist flips a switch and some loudspeakers surrounding a white room die down. Another scientist looks through a window into a large chamber. In the chamber is a table with a small cd-player on it.
"Anyone who tried to listen to the song had their brains exploded before they could hit stop" one of the scientists says. The other scientist nods. Suddenly, they hear a huge crash behind them and they both turn around quickly. Axelrod Waylyn stands behind them, guitar in hand, his white skin definitely odd but much more normal then his usual sickly persona.
"CORPORAL BODY IS A FAGGOT! I'M SENDING THIS MESSAGE TO THE OTHERWORLD IN ANTICIPATION OF HIM ARRIVING THERE!" Axelrod screams, and starts wailing on the guitar. Both of the scientists begin to convulse wildly and their brains start to fly out of their ears at a rapid pace.
"CORPORAL BODY IS FINISHED!!!! DIE FAGGOT!" Axelrod screams and windmills on the guitar. The two scientists' bodies explode. Axelrod in mid final solo takes the guitar and smashes it on the door frame. He runs over and jumps out a window in the lab. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:14 pm) Reply

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Corporal Body will soon be incorporeal. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:53 pm) Reply

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Fuck, that was the name of the next song. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:52 am) Reply

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The scientists were innocent! |
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