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Disgusting things that people actually eat
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Action Hank
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:25 am)
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besides massive piles of shit-coated dick.

I'll start!

Sea Pineapple:

An edible sea squirt eaten in Japan and Korea.
Has been described as "something that could exist only in a purely hallucinatory eco-system ... an otherworldly marital aid of inscrutable purpose for the brides of Satan."
It's flavor is described as "rubber dipped in ammonia", and is claimed to be good with sake.

More like you'll need some sake just to pop one of these into your mouth.
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:26 am)
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I've certainly been stomaching your worthless bullshit for far too long!
Seru
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:27 am)
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOCK
Theldorrin
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:59 am)
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People eat lamb.
Big Fagot
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:00 am)
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Morgan eats dick.
Big Fagot
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Morgan's Vagina Is Broken.
Big Fagot
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Derek eats the steering wheel.
Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:43 am)
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Most things that Japanese people eat are horrific.

That's one of the major problems I'm going to have over there.

Seriously, from wasabi peas, to natto, to salt-flavored candy, to Cthulian sea bugs, it's one fucking disgusting thing after another!
Vinny
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:48 am)
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Yeah, I hate basically all seafood. What am I ever going to dooooo?
FancyMichael
A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN!
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:24 pm)
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Wait, Chris, did you finally decide to go to Japan?
Potatoes
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:33 pm)
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I can't wait for Chris' answer!

I like wasabi peas.
Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:37 pm)
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That is my plan, since I have accepted that I truly don't know what else to do with MY LIFE.

All I know is that I don't want to be doing THIS SHIT (part-time lackey for two California Jews) anymore, since I've been doing it for 8-9 goddamn years now, and originally this shit was just supposed to "get me through college."

Leaving this continent is the only way I'm going to get those dependent fuckers off my teat.

I might as well just go to Japan!

Anyway, it's a desperation move, brought about by the fact that if my life doesn't go through some fundamental change, I'm going to explode from frustration.

NOTHING ABOUT MY BASIC LIFE SITUATION HAS CHANGED ONE IOTA SINCE I GOT OUT OF COLLEGE, WHICH WAS 6 YEARS AGO LAST WEEK.

I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!
Magic Juan
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:43 pm)
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Why did you get out of college at 24? Did you graduate from high school late or what?
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:50 pm)
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Chris, I'll make you a legitimate wager that you don't go.
Stupid Fucking Faggot
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:55 pm)
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Actually, yes.

I FAILED my first senior year because I believed I was going to kill myself, so I just stopped going to school, because what's the point of having a high school diploma when you're dead!

Then my mom decided to move us to Louisiana with her BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME, and that sounded interesting, so I was like, "I guess I'll stick around for that."

I did my second senior year in Louisiana and got straight A's because I had nothing better to do since Louisiana is a horrible, horrible shithole.

That's when I became a Buddhist and got really interested in THE PARANORMAL. At that point I realized that suicide was pointless. That wasn't going to get me out of a damn thing!

Anyway, 24 is perfectly normal age to finish college. There's a lot of VARIATION between people once you get there.

Some people do it fast, some people go until they're 30.

I think 24 is probably pretty average, actually!
Stupid Fucking Faggot
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:56 pm)
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I should have used my platform on DBZ Uncensored to start a religion.

GOD, I SQUANDERED MY FUCKING FANBASE SO COMPLETELY.
Magic Juan
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:21 pm)
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Hey, I was just curious.

Anyways, if you had taken the Scientology route with DBZU, I don't think anyone would have blamed you.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:23 pm)
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No Chris, thirty year olds are the extreme exceptions, and most people graduate normally at twenty-one.
Theldorrin
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:31 pm)
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I keep forgetting that the United States education system is just for show.
GimpMask
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:32 pm)
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