Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:41 pm)

Man, this diet is something.

I didn't think keeping it between 15 and 1700 calories a day would leave me as GENERALLY HUNGRY as it has!

The first day was "MEH," but now...

I got cocky.

Then it got rocky!

Derek Payne · (Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:55 pm)

The goal is to wait for your stomach to shrink down to a size where that amount fills you up.

GimpMask · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:03 am)

I probably have the largest stomach in comparison to the rest of my body on this board

I seriously look like I'm pregnant, because I'm 6''4 and slender and effeminate in my physique, but Jesus, my belly is HUGE

Theldorrin · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:13 am)

Women are fat, so I'm not sure what you mean by that.

GimpMask · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:15 am)

Hm, I was just watching that guran lagann show so I was thinking of the super-skinny pale effeminate guy in the show when I typed that

Vinny · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:30 am)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsmLpSsNLXE&mode=related&search=

GimpMask · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:53 am)

I may never watch Naruto again

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:54 am)

I don't like all the x-factors when it comes to losing weight.

I'm getting nervous because I just read about this BITCH who claims to weigh 250 pounds, eat 1800 calories a day, and exercises 1000, and still can't lose weight.

To me this seems to break some sort of law of physics, but then she got replies telling her that not only could this have been anticipated, but the solution is for her to EAT MORE.

Fuck, this is all too complicated and ridiculously counterintuitive.

Derek Payne · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:56 am)

A doctor to me that in order for women over the age of 40 to lose weight they need to limit themselves to less than 800 calories a day.

Theldorrin · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:58 am)

Those people are full of shit.

Anyone can lose weight if they start with my diet,

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:59 am)

If you EXPEND MORE CALORIES THAN YOU INGEST, the fucking laws of the universe demand that you lose weight.

There's something I'm not getting.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:00 am)

They're absorbing calories from the air.

Magic Juan · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:02 am)

I ran for over a month, just to lose a few pounds. And after exercising off and on for a week, I'm gaining it back, and my diet has remained pretty small.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:06 am)

MAYBE THE FAT CAN'T BE STOPPED.

Derek Payne · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:13 am)

Women's bodies aren't really designed for burning fat well.

Action Hank · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:40 am)

They're designed to make babies!

Big Fagot · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:33 am)

Maybe instead of losing mass, your body is storing energy in lower energy bonds.

Theldorrin · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:30 am)

That still reduces mass.

Big Fagot · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:40 am)

It could change the graviton permittivity of your body enough to counteract that, too.

Theldorrin · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:53 am)

I don't think that would happen.