Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Fagzilla · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:30 pm)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTsm7BqpiSY
http://video.godlikeproductions.com/video/And_Another_OneThis_makes_three?id=65ddb9f7365f3d08fbd

This is fucking madness. Two newspeople, fucking up in the same FUCKING BIZARRE and massively inhuman way, within a few days of each other.

Are the news-bots breaking?

They're fucking robots! These are not humans, doing this.

Fagzilla · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:33 pm)

THE STATES CLAIM IN THE EXORTICS SAW UN DISRAWTO AN PALAY BREENRITZ

Fagzilla · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:37 pm)

I can't explain it, but there is something horrifically unsettling about these videos.

Jason · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:43 pm)

I don't get it. It seems perfectly fleh bg yet me.
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Mike Dunn · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:21 pm)

This is unsettling.

ALDP · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:26 pm)

It's uncanny the way they both seem to hesitate and stumble as if their teleprompters are displaying gibberish and they're not prepared for it.

ALDP · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:27 pm)

I mean, how could that happen!?!

ALDP · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:29 pm)

TV reporters are people who learn news stories and recite them from memory while looking directly into the camera

Fagzilla · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:41 pm)

Teleprompter problems don't cause anchors to automatically say what's on the screen, to the point of just making random language-like sounds simply because that's what the screen says.

Besides, if anything, it would be MORE proof that they were robots if they DID do that!

It also doesn't make sense for a teleprompter to malfunction that way (or to have gibberish programmed into it).

When I'm the news copywriter or whatever I don't just start hammering out UN DISRAWTO AN PALAY BREENRITZ, proofread it, and say "Perfect! Ill got bezoar maflawato!"

Unless the WRITERS are robots too.

Fagzilla · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:47 pm)

But yeah, it's probably something to do with the teleprompter.

If you want to be BORING.

(I don't actually think there are Battlebots inside the people)

Seru · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:50 pm)

We are the Patriots. La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo.

Jason · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:01 pm)

I'm glad that two of the anchors were hot blonde babes because it turns me on to see them so disoriented and helpless.

Where's your dignified veneer now *strokes dick*!
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Fagzilla · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:03 pm)

I'm not really into that, but I can see how one might be!

Fuck, maybe that is pretty hot, actually.

Magic Juan · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:24 pm)

Seeing the helpless and unable to adlib is mind melting.

Fagzilla · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:44 pm)

This didn't need to be a thread, but my feeling is that people don't make enough threads.

Fagzilla · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:50 pm)

I'm trying to post more.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:23 pm)

Thanks, man. I appreciate it.

ALDP · (Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:44 pm)

Chris, I really appreciate what you did here.

Theldorrin · (Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:47 am)

They're probably just working while ill.
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Jason · (Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:18 am)

I'm constantly working while ill, if you count spitting crazy rhymes to be work, which for me it isn't, because I'm so ill I make it look so simple.
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