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Life is a nightmare
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:17 pm)
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Post     Life is a nightmare

UM, this is the alternative gay chat!
Magic Juan
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(Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:18 pm)
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Post     Re: Life is a nightmare

20 hasidic Jews in my neighbourhood saw me naked today. I had gone outside to smoke a fag (hehe, a cigarette) and I guess I didn't realize I was naked underneath the robe and it fluttered up and one of the bearded, orthodox men screamed and turned away.
Magic Juan
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(Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:19 pm)
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Post     Ate Butt Orgy

*end play*
Magic Juan
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(Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:26 pm)
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Post     Re: Life is a nightmare

Once in a while I'll see Spamdini in Montreal. I was supposed to go to his karaoke night but I recently suffered a bad concussion in a car accident and I can't really #YOLO after the hours of 5PM.

UH, so Theldorrin is alive???
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:48 pm)
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*sits down quietly in the corner and orders a glass of water*
Clotho
Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 1850
(Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:37 pm)
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Post     Re: Life is a nightmare

Magic Juan is Gimpmask?
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:58 pm)
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Oh, I see what he did there.

That was an incredibly poor attempt, as I am the one and only, but I appreciate the effort.

You lack a certain crazy, a certain sense of humor, a certain diarrhea of endless consiousness flooding anywhere and everywhere, and location is not a backwards region of villianous mongrels

I think I just set myself on fire

...

Gimp Mask is gay? (taje tha yt? Fucker)
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:50 pm)
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Maybe it is because I was fatigued, but I did not notice Hashirama and Madara battling to show who is the strongest and take your women!, because Obito blew the shit out of that entire area? I don't know, but Madara is the only antagonist who really looks, walks, and talks the part. Nagato was fucking insane, and pussied the fuck out (still my favorite character). Zabuza perhaps, but he too pussied out because of his twink. Well, Orochimaru would count, as it seems nigh-EVERY character had their parents die. Itachi? He turned out to be arguably the most noble character in the series. Obito is a horrid last boss, fuck, Madara is king shit and THAT whiny windbag uses the Potara earrings to become cocksockingly overpowered? Every member of Akatsuki had legit reasoning for being a murderous fuckup except for Skeletor, who was a sadistic asshole just to be one. Kabuto was a queer. Madara was ostracized by his own clan, was forced to grapple on the floor with his mate who he experienced the world of autoerotic aasphyxiation with and then had to constantly lose to him (nevermind the whole Izuna thing), I GET THAT, but he is really just a war loving pedophile that owns a god damned Rape Cave, which scores him as number one above even the almighty Hanzo (j/k he gay).

Hmmm...I guess since in a sense I created this thread I can use it to takeit to the tin with the fellas in the 'burbs

Oh God. Well, Ive never punched out a post that did not include clicking submit, fuck it
ALDP
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 4412
(Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:48 pm)
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Post     Re: Life is a nightmare

Shut the fuck up!
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 6740
(Sat Oct 12, 2013 1:38 am)
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Post     Re: Life is a nightmare

I fantasize about murdering my wife.
Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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(Sat Oct 12, 2013 1:45 am)
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Dude, that is not cool. Stop doing that.
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
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(Sat Oct 12, 2013 1:51 am)
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Post     Re: Life is a nightmare

Its helpful. Once you do that, then I'm okay, and I'm, hi honey, how was your day, but obviously, in farsi.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Sat Oct 12, 2013 6:11 am)
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Post     Re: Life is a nightmare

Tell it Magic Juan, guy, I'm just trying to bolster his brilliant thread
Mike Dunn
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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(Sat Oct 12, 2013 1:45 pm)
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Post     Re: Life is a nightmare

My aunt just died of alcoholism after wasting away to a senile skeleton for the better part of a year and a half. So, tell me about it!
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
Posts: 10111
(Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:37 pm)
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Post     Re: Life is a nightmare

Sounds great.
Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:31 pm)
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Post     Re: Life is a nightmare

I wonder if Lexy fantasizes about murdering Chris.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:03 pm)
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Post     Re: Life is a nightmare

"You married?"
"I'm between marriages"
"What do you do for dick?"
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
Posts: 10111
(Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:05 pm)
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I can actually be pretty mean to her, and am becoming more and more of a for-grantedness-taking ingrate when she does nice things.

But she's constantly nagging and imposing stuff on me (zip up your pants! put on your seat belt!) so it evens out.

Pardon my freedom, beeeeitch.
ALDP
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 4412
(Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:32 pm)
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*Chris opens draft email about the subversive intentionality of forgetting to zip up his pants, carefully reshapes several paragraphs, saves*
Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 4743
(Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:43 pm)
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Post     Re: Life is a nightmare

Wow, Chris acts a lot like I do in relationships. I don't know if that's disconcerting or not...
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