Richard Cristopolis
~~~SNAKE...NOW IT"S MY TURN TO PROTECT YOU~~~
Joined: 03 Feb 2007
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(Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:49 pm)
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Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!
How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears?
Yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come
What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn't matter since he won't come anyway
What do you call a frog with legs? Dinner
What's green and dangerous? A frog with a hand-grenade
Why did the frog say meow? He was learning a foreign language
What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
"Waiter, do you have frog legs?"
"No! I always walk this way!"
"Waiter, do you have frog legs?"
"Yes Sir!"
"Then hop on over to the kitchen and get me a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich!"
What do stylish frogs wear? Jumpsuits
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog that croaks every night
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad away!
What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog? Hop in!
A lonely frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and asks what his future holds.
The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled and inquires, "Where will I meet her?"
The psychic replies, "In biology lab."
A princess was walking through the woods when a frog calls out, "Let me sleep on your pillow and I will turn into a handsome prince!" It had been a boring day so the princess decided to give it a try. When the princess awoke the next morning, she found a really handsome prince.
Do you believe the story? Well neither did her mother!
- http://mooni.fccj.org/~ethall/frogjoke/frogjoke.htm |
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