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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:37 pm) Reply

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Happy Easter! |
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On this day the lord rose again to make people like me feel better than stoic empty husks like you. Be well and be merry.
Guys, I'm about to go to church and I look so damn good. I bet some of you don't even own an outfit for a formal event. I bet some of you have never even been to a tailor or know your suite size. It actually makes me sick to realize people like you exist along side people like me. It makes me feel worse inside to know that you can go outside and look so shitty and not plausibly care about your appearance. You actually offend others enough to a point where they consider your status as a different type of person. A lower class if you will. You type of people are what bring the rest of us down. A proverbial anchor. I would like to cut your string and let you loadstones sink to the bottom of the pool. but since it's Easter I just want to inform you of your informality. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sun Apr 24, 2011 4:05 pm) Reply

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I HOPE THAT YOU CHOKE |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:44 pm) Reply

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I hope this thread offers others a glimpse of why I regard Clotho so highly. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:24 pm) Reply

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Clotho, it's not polite to kiss and tell, and also I asked you to stop calling my penis "the lord". |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:51 pm) Reply
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I go to work in a suit every day. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:01 pm) Reply

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Oh, that sucks. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:12 am) Reply

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Clotho seems very insecure |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:50 am) Reply

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It's probably because he's retarded, he thinks he has to make up for it by dressing well so maybe people won't notice how retarded he is. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:11 am) Reply
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You guys are just jealous that a retard is a sharper dresser than you guys |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:12 am) Reply

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I think Clotho needs to believe he's better than us in some way because he knows we'll never be friends with him or accept him in any other way. But because he's retarded and the worst person in the world, his idea of showing off is "I'm wearing a suit to church on Easter." |
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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:16 pm) Reply

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Peter, yes it is.
MadAli, this thread was not made to address people like you. It's basically the impoverished and the lower class.
Andre, you're black, so that glass ceiling above you. Yeah, that's not going anywhere.
Jason, I don't get it. I don't believe you do either, but that's besides the point.
Matt, If that's how you cope with your current situation.
Action Hank, I don't need choke, I have on, full throttle and awesome. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:26 pm) Reply

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I can dress pretty well when I want to. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:26 pm) Reply
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Clotho's (expensive and leather) gloves are off in this thread! |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:31 pm) Reply

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Clotho, I'm sorry I called you retarded. That was rude.
What is the actual name of your mental defect? |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:35 pm) Reply

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That was one of the best MADali posts in a while, in my opinion. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:47 pm) Reply

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*Folds leather gloves in lap, rides off on 10th generation Friesian saddle horse & sips tea* |
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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3039 (Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:01 am) Reply

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Do you like green tea, Clotho?
lately I've been drinking a lot of Jasmine tea. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:03 am) Reply

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Sounds like something you'd drink, PUSSY. |
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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3039 (Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:05 am) Reply

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I've also been drinking Yerba Mate recently.
To me, it is similar to slightly decaffinated coffee. |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:24 am) Reply

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I like yerba mate too. |
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