Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[MADali]

1) When were you sure you were gay?

2) How did the Payne familiy react? Are they okay with it? How is your relationship with Mike now? Are we sure Mike is not gay, he always seemed more gay than you.

3) Are you top or bottom?

4) Did you ever have sex with a girl and if not, would you ever want to try?

Thanks, I probably have more Queer Questions, but we in the middle east have very limited access to actual gays.

[MADali]

5) In this past few years at FTU, did you ever really have a crush on any FTU member? Have you maybe gone into FTU chat or AIM with the sole purpose of being closer to that guy? Did you masturbate to any FTUers?

[Magic Juan]

You'd have the answers to all these if you came to the chat, or talked to anyone with access to the chat.

[Derek Payne]

1) Been pretty sure since high school, knew for sure in my early 20s.

2) They were all really cool with it. I know Michael was really taken aback at first, and my mom initially thought it was a phase, but yeah they're all cool with it now.

My relationship with Mike is pretty much the same as it was before.

Also, Mike isn't gay (if he was he could've totally banged a guy or two by now if he wanted) he's just antisocial.

3) Bottom.

4) No, but I tried dating a girl once, and it went horribly. I'd probably be down to at least try if the girl was cute, but I doubt anything would come of it, and I don't likely see that opportunity ever knocking on my door. And honestly, I'd have to be going through a really bad dry spell to be up for that.

5) No, I've never had a crush on any FTUers. I don't get internet crushes because they're gay and terrible.

Funny story on that question though, my ex wanted to bang Seru after seeing how good he was at Castlevania (I kid you not) and seeing his pic (which he asked to see after the aforementioned Castlevania playing), which was kind of hilarious to me (he went on and on about it one night while we were smoking). In my ex's defense Seru is pretty cute... for a Canadian anyway.

But no, I've never developed "feelings" for another poster at FTU, nor have have attempted to chat with one specifically to get closer, nor have I jerked off to an FTU poster.

[MADali]

I wish you more of a fairy, Derek Payne.

[Jason]

I don't find any of these questions to be that strange.
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[MADali]

Well, they weren't that happy either.

[Theldorrin]

I obviously don't believe these answers.
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[Derek Payne]

I am filled with lies...

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Lies is gay slang for dicks.

[MADali]

Look at this nigger up to date with gay slang!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

I knew someone would say that, but I believed that post needed to be made badly enough to take the bullet for everyone.

[Theldorrin]

Bullet is gay slang for semen.
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[Theldorrin]

Why don't dudes measure their penis by seeing how much water it displaces?
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[Derek Payne]

In my experience no one accurately measures their penis anyway. As far as I can tell just about everyone adds an inch or two for good measure.

[Seru]

Yeah! I knew my video gaming ability could arouse another human being.

Life goals complete: 2.

[johnbuisthegreat]

I just say I have a very average penis in every way shape and form.

[Derek Payne]

I have an average dick, but I have gigantic balls. So I guess that's something...

[Seru]

Gigantic balls are the worst! They audibly slap against your thigh when you run up stairs. Imagine going through life being denied the simple pleasure of running up stairs due to your enormous sac.

[Seru]

Some of us don't have to imagine.