Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[MADali]

This thread is dedicated to Matthew Outland. May he rest in peace.

Africans

Pros: Big dick, powerful body strength, can jump higher than white people, wacky, amusing in most social settings irregarless of context

Cons: small brain power, most nations dislike their people engaging with blacks in relationships, looked down upon by every race in the world, basically enslaved by every nation in every era, distinct black people smell

Sub-Continent Asian

Pros: Smart, hard-working, good food making skills, might be able to pretend they have cool ancient indian guru knowledge

Cons: Very uncool, really bad in having their pictures taken, generally unattractive


Far East Asians

Pros: Could pretend to be Japanese for anime nerds or say something about Bruce Lee or Jet Li, could also pretend to know ancient Chinese philosophical knowledge, if Chinese, possible Overlords of Earth in a few decades

Cons: tiny dick, no facial hair, shitty eyes

Former USSR

Pros: Usually good looking men and women, good skills for crimes

Cons: Prostitutes, dirty criminals

South American

Pros: Good dancing skills, probably become more desirable due to many shitty telenovas being exported to every country in the world

Cons: A bit out of style

Middle Easterns

Pros: Controversial, can make men humble by manly ass fucking, dangerous

Cons: Scummy, dangerous

White People

Pros: Loved secretly by the whole world, is pretty much living in White Man's Time, easy access to pussy in non-white nations

Cons: can't dance, is lame, is a bit of a pussy

Jews

Pros: Nothing

Cons: Everything

The South, Women, and Generals

Pros: Texas is pretty much the best place on the south besides Virginia and Missouri. Which makes it a burning hell that piccolo was probably forged in. This probably has to do with it being more southwestern than southern.

Cons: YOu are nothing but a primitive beast. You have grown up in the MOST FACTUALLY UGLY NATION OF WOMEN ON EARTH (besides a really ugly African nation)

AND FOR THAT REASON, YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING THINK YOUR LIFE IS WORTH SOMETHING. THIS GOD DAMNED TRAGEDY!!!


FUC YOU

[Theldorrin]

That's pretty racist to say that Iranians are the same as Arabs.
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[Mike Dunn]

Jews

Pros: Run the media, the world bank and the diamond trade.

That's something Madali.

[Derek Payne]

Being white is so amazing.

[Servbot]

*gives knowing nod to only other black dude at dance hall*

[Theldorrin]

Why is former USSR its own category?
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[ALDP]

He's obviously trying to provoke one of Seika's classic tirades about Uzbek women.

[ALDP]

I figured everybody was going to vote for Middle Eastern since their civilization is responsible for this poll.

[Bladtman]

I wish I knew some middle easterners that were scummy and dangerous and not just the ones who are ridiculously cheap, annoying, stank, and have women wear those stupid rags and shit that makes any social interaction with them awkward

or ones who molest their male cousins and shit like this muhfucker here

[MADali]

Well, it does seem western middle easterns are pretty shitty. This is based on a middle eastern perspective of the world.

[Derek Payne]

I'm just glad gays didn't get their own category like women, because that wouldn't bode well for me.

At least I'm still white though.

[MADali]

All of FTU's anti-whatever is a ruse to hide their soft interior.

[Derek Payne]

I don't think FTU's really anti anything, we're just a bunch of antisocial assholes who somehow barely tolerate each other's company on the internet.

[Servbot]

I love all of you guys (except for Utils).

[ALDP]

When Derek looks at FTU he sees a message board made up entirely of Derek

[Derek Payne]

Actually I'd venture to say I'm more social then a lot of people here.

But who knows?!?!?!?!?!?!....!

[Servbot]

I'd be willing to take that bet.

[ALDP]

ALL HE DID WAS VENTURE TO SAY IT, YOU WORTHLESS ILLITERATE DICKSUCK

[ALDP]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BETTING ON? ARE YOU RETARDED?

[Big Fagot]

The worst race to be is the human race.