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Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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(Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:12 pm)
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This movie is actually pretty fuckin' good!
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:07 am)
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Is it? Or is it pretty fucking great?
Seru
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(Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:08 am)
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It's pretty fucking great.
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
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(Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:09 am)
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I certainly plan to eventually see this.
Big Fagot
Alpha ape
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(Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:39 am)
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I'll believe it when I hear it from Lexy.
LexysaurusRex
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(Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:11 pm)
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Big Fagot
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(Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:33 pm)
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Anyway this movie fucking rules hard.
Seru
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(Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:21 am)
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Such crude etchings in a thread devoted to one of the most finely crafted pieces of cinema the American movie industry has to offer.
Seru
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(Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:24 am)
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I liked the part where he swung out the window using intestines as a rope.
Ryoko's Biatch
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(Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:44 am)
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I also liked that part.
Mike Dunn
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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(Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:24 pm)
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Lapenis was so badass in this movie.

Maybe I was just projecting my 16 year old fantasies onto her, but I thought Lindsay Lohan was hot in this movie (aside from how she sounds like Patty and Selma now). It's pretty gay that she used a body double for the nude scene, although at least she had a nip-slip in a later scene.

Also, shoot me down if you want, but does anyone else think this movie could have been a little bit more non-stop with its action? Sometimes there was a little bit too much bullshit dialogue between the action scenes. And I would have liked Steven Seagal to have done something more than just talk into a computer screen for 90% of the movie.
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
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(Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:13 pm)
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FUCK YOU for revealing that she used a body double, or that she had a nude scene at all.

I never would have researched it, and I would have genuinely thought I was seeing her naked.

What I wouldn't have known couldn't have hurt me.

FUCK YOU.
Ryoko's Biatch
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(Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:15 pm)
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Honestly, Lindsay Lohan's husky voice is probably the most attractive thing about her.

Also, I'm not disappointed in the level of action. Seriously, unless you just got done watching The Expendables, it was fine.
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
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(Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:23 pm)
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It's the PRINCIPLE of seeing her naked.

Why would that fucking skank bother with a body double anyway?
Seru
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(Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:29 pm)
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It's part of a joke. They used the footage of Machete making out with two naked sluts from the Grindhouse trailer and crammed it into the story. The fact that he's now making out with two women that clearly aren't the previous actresses portraying them is humourous to the audience!
Servbot
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Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:33 pm)
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http://free.desktopwallpaper.org/lindsay-lohan-858498.jpeg

She looks like a burn victim. They did you a favor.
ALDP
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(Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:40 am)
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This movie is great and Lindsay Lohan is still beautiful and I want to marry her and tickle her and do the Times Sunday crossword together over big piles of cocaine.
Bladtman
Joined: 14 Feb 2007
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(Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:59 pm)
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This movie should have been a lot more ridiculous, I couldn't tell if it was trying to be a parody of cheap 70's movies a la Black Dynamite or just a crazy action movie a la Desperado but it pretty much failed at both.

Aside from the intestine scene and Michelle Rodriguez at the end they shouldn't even have bothered and let the original trailer just stand alone
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
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(Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:05 pm)
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Is this on DVD yet?

It feels like I've been waiting for weeks!
Bladtman
Joined: 14 Feb 2007
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(Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:06 pm)
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DVD/blu ray rips have been out for a minute
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