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YES
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(Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:00 am)
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ALTERNATE HISTORY

First of all gentleman, I would like to beg patience, in advance for
the following UNREALISTIC AND FANCIFUL alternate history. However,
there have been unrealistic what-if's on this group before; I beg the
patience for my rough draft of:

ATTRACTIVE AMERICAN WOMEN:

First of all, we need to identify the causes namely:

1. Puritanism
2. Slavery (strict sexual taboos against sleeping with the buff negro
men and enslaved negro ladies)
3. Anglophilia (more francophilia means sexier women, perhaps a
nastier revolution?)
4. Underfunded FDA (maybe Nixon could help this)

In any event, absent slavery the US gets much more Hispanic
immigration to the south than it did OTL, so that alone should help
things.

However, the counter-culture of the American 60's was just too
radically feminist. Problem is even 2nd wave feminism can't just be
handwaved away.

Thus, the cultural matrix, both north and south, was bad from the get
go. IS there any way we can get "attractive american women" without
radically altering America's cultural matrices?
Ryoko's Biatch
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(Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:28 am)
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Post     Re: Alternate History

I can already tell this is going to be an excellent thread.
Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 8600
(Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:54 am)
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Outland is gathering all the world's energy for his spirit bomb.
ALDP
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(Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:53 pm)
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more francophilia means sexier women, perhaps a nastier revolution?
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Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:28 pm)
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Outland, you do realize that no one here understands what you even mean by an "attractive woman" as you've never defined the term.
Theldorrin
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(Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:27 pm)
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I think it's pretty safe to assume that in 90% of the cases where Outland is talking about women, he's referring specifically to Morgan.
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