Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Big Fagot]

I like the little punk with the axe!

[Big Fagot]

This journal is about the way you feel when Jyuza steals Raoh's horse and screams at it to chill the fuck out, then rides away while slapping his ass and saying "Where there's life, there's fun! This is how Jyuza the cloud lives!"

[Big Fagot]

It's pretty cool that Raoh counters Jyuza's armbar by lifting him off the ground.

It illustrates why such a technique is useless against someone who can crush rocks and shit.

[Big Fagot]

The Monster soundtrack doesn't have the one super intense song that I downloaded it for.

Why would those assholes include every piece of shit song that no one ever even noticed, but leave out the best one!

[Vinny]

Which song is that?

[Big Fagot]

The one that's used when something incredible is happening. The intense one with the rising notes from the orchestra. It's probably used at least once when the library is on fire.

[Big Fagot]

http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html

I think this is some sort of prank. Z jumps, X shoots, arrow keys move, F, N, and O do things that don't seem useful.

Here's what I've accomplished:

Killed the creature to the right. Apparently it's called Pedo Bear and is from 4 chan. Then by climbing the blocks I can get better than halfway across the chasm to the right, but I die.

The left is the way to go. It's very tricky though. Here's what to do:

Jump onto the platform.
Problem: Spiky death rises up.
Solution: Jump immediately (don't let go of Z) back to the right. Then you can jump onto the platform while the spiky death is lowering, then jump the rest of the way across.
Problem: A bunch of dollar signs fall on me and kill me, even if they don't hit me.
Solution: They only fall if you cross too far to the left, so don't. Instead, lure the spiky death back up and fall underneath it.
Problem: Lure it up?
Solution: Jump onto the platform again and then back to the left side. Then you can slip underneath it.
Problem: Guile kicks me.
Solution: Don't go too far to the right.
Problem: On the next screen I land on spikes.
Solution: Land on the big safe area instead.
Problem: Zangief falls on me.
Solution: Without wasting a second after you land, head right. You can just barely make it with precise jumps.

Then you're in a region with some moving platforms. The first two fall when you sit on them, but the third lifts you up and smashes you into the ceiling. This was where I quit.

[Theldorrin]

You can also go down from the first screen.

[Theldorrin]

Guile always kills you with his flash kick, though.


This game is stupid.

[Big Fagot]

Yeah, I might have explained it badly but you have to do a bunch of extra shit to avoid him.

[Big Fagot]

I got to a part where you ride your fat friend but he ran away and I fell on some spikes.

[Big Fagot]

You have to jump on your fat friend then fall off to the left immediately. Then you go past a misleading sign, jump onto the high part of a ladder and climb up, and face a floating head that shoots at you. The head is a nightmare.

[Theldorrin]

I'm not sure if anyone actually cares about this, Peter.

It's not exactly an interesting game.

[Big Fagot]

Nobody cared about Plasma Pong either but that game is fucking ridiculously awesome!

http://www.plasmapong.com/

You have to download a file and play it remotely, so that will turn off a lot of people. My high score is an unbelievable 41! (not factorial)

[Big Fagot]

Anyway, I just tried this with a PS2 controller and gained a deeper understanding of how hard the boss is, so I guess I don't care anymore.

[Theldorrin]

Plasma Pong isn't garbage, though.

[Big Fagot]

The greatest thing in Plasma Pong is when the ball is floating in the center, and you start charging a shot right before the opponent does the same. Every time that happens I'm like oh fuck, it's on!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Fuck that fucking Jap game.

[Vinny]

Plasma Pong is beautiful.

[Servbot]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/Teroniss/Pirate.swf