Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[8 bit orgy]

Women are much, much more shallow about sexuality then men are. And they have very bad taste...


I mean for fuck's sake... they like MEN.
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[Fagzilla]

*audience laughs and hoots approvingly*

[L Ron Butterfly]

AAAAAAAAAAL, LET'S HAVE SEXXXXXXXXXXXX


No, Peg.



(toilet flushes)

[cloacal kiss]

It is much more common to see a beautiful woman with a hideous man than a hideous woman with a beautiful man.

[YES]

That's especially true in non-feminist societies

[cloacal kiss]

Shut the fuck up you ignorant parasite.

[L Ron Butterfly]

He's SO aBRASive.

[8 bit orgy]

Female sexual parameters are designed around what I call the "Alpha Ape".


Women really are fucking dumb. I can see why when men get older, their respect for the gender evaporates.
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[cloacal kiss]

Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot! Either you're posing the stupidest trolls on earth or you're posting the stupidest sincere posts on earth. Or the stupidest sincere jokes.

Either way, you're a fucking idiot!

[L Ron Butterfly]

I hate to harp on this theme even further, but any kind of opposite-gender-directed anger and/or stereotyping always makes me feel like I'm in the middle of an episode of Married with Children and causes me to ever so briefly consider suicide.

[cloacal kiss]

You're giving us all a really unfair incentive to start using the phrase "alpha ape."

[L Ron Butterfly]

I went to the movies tonight and jumped back and forth between The Hangover and The Proposal.

[Potatoes]

The Hangover and The Proposal are your pet names for a large black amns swingin' dick and the gloryhole with the words "Bottom's Up!" stenciled by it.

[Potatoes]

amns, whatever!

[YES]

Explain "alpha ape" in plain english, Frank

[Potatoes]

Pretend wolves have longer front arms and are actually not wolves at all but apes.

[8 bit orgy]

The alpha ape is a term I invented based on what I think I know about anthropology and the female sexual selection process.


Just think about the garbage romance novels women read about cookie-cutter alpha males and why women prefer fucking retarded bikers.


Everything you really need to know about females can be learned from primate cultures.


It's really what "women want", but anthropology is way too offensive for general culture to digest it. It's like UFOs; it's just too hard of a subject to be openly acknowledged.

[Sporkism]

PunkAsss and 8bit should fuse to become the hugest, most intolerable piece of shit ever.
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[8 bit orgy]

I'm really sorry if it's offensive, but it's true. And I have brought it up numerous times in real life with real women.

Most people's reaction to the theory is of dismay, but eventually they convince themselves by the next time I meet them.

One friend told me it actually changed his life and said that it genuinely helped him get a lot more pussy.
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[8 bit orgy]

Women read romance novels because they create the image of her ideal mate. Men... we read dating advice books to FIND our ideal mate.




The female monkey sits around waiting for the alpha monkey to sweep in, while the males run around looking for whatever female wants to fuck regardless of his "ideal" companion. Males will give the female "the benefit of the doubt", while females have an imprecise "filtration" process, where she will either reject the male or perform a series of behaviors to "train" the male into acting more like the way she likes it.


It's an aspect of sexual preference that a female can't possibly comprehend. It's just not biologically possible... even for lesbians.


Think of it this way. There's a great marketing dilemma with perfumes and colognes. How exactly does the buyer know what will attract the opposite sex? Both sexes have a completely different process, regardless of sexual preference.

As a marketing major, I had to absorb an insane amount of anthropology. Why? Because it's the most concrete, measurable, exploitable truth about humans; my target audience.


You can call me an asshole all you want, and pretend all your "daddy's little princess" culturing makes you more than a dumb, slutty ape; but it really, REALLY doesn't.


This should help a little:

http://www.squidoo.com/become-an-alpha-male
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