Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[johnbuisthegreat]

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You: FBI
Stranger: hey
You: do you liket he band Cake
Stranger: have you met jesus
You: probably not but I should have
You: or I should
You: does he do a mean BBQ?
Stranger: i'm trying to find out if he has cookies
Stranger: idk
Stranger: haven't visted his house yet
You: geez
You: We should find it
You: and put TP in his trees
You: I bet he would appreciate it
Stranger: probably
You: you can never have enough toilet paper
Stranger: i know
Stranger: it sucks
You: I buy in bulk
Stranger: nice
Stranger: savings and what not
You: like 20+ rolls at a time
Stranger: nice
You: I dont want to have to wipe my butt with something I dont know about
Stranger: have you seen transformers 2?
You: no
You: I might never see it
Stranger: lolz
You: i heard it is very very long
Stranger: its amazing
You: I heard "robot testicles"
Stranger: its like 2 and 1/2 hours long
You: and got scared
Stranger: yeah there was
Stranger: lolz
You: You see I am a ghost
Stranger: but its amazing
You: and I dont want to be scared to death death
Stranger: you are?
Stranger: i see
You: double death bro
You: that is just intense
Stranger: that would suck
You: yeah
Stranger: btw i'm raul
You: I am John
You: I have a dog named Roxie
Stranger: i have a kitten named louie
You: she is a rotweiller german shephered mix
You: your kitten would probably beat up my dog even though she is big
Stranger: mine is a cat of some sort
You: cats are cats
You: unless they are those crazy hairless kind
Stranger: lolz
You: then they are that crazy hairless kind
Stranger: you have myspace?
You: do you eat pizza
You: What is myspace?
You: i live in a bomb shelter
You: since I was 7
Stranger: oh dang
Stranger: that must suck
You: yeah I get my learning from a monitor
You: and when I am 30 I will be released
Stranger: but its probably safe
You: pretty much I was told that I am a government project
You: to amass a knowledge base without physical human contact
Stranger: is it cool
You: I have never actually seen another human face
You: I can see mine in the spoon they give me to eat my food
Stranger: oh snap
Stranger: oh
Stranger: no mirrors there?
You: no
You: stone walls
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how many birds can you kill with that?
You: none?
You: man 14 more years in this cage and I am free
Stranger: hey you have msn
You: no
You: they let me use this website for contact
You: and monitor me
You: other than that I am not allowed to see faces or use unauthorized chat
Stranger: well my friends going to get on
You: ok sir
You: have fun
Stranger: so i might ttyl some time in the future
You: or not
You: we dont know each other
You: anymore
Stranger: bye

[johnbuisthegreat]

You: yo
You: how are you
You: I am well
Stranger: me too
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: hell yeah
You: USA
You: East Coast
You: and North
You: but not like Maine north
You: that is very north
Stranger: spirit makes miracle
You: I cant tell you more than that I dont want you to murder me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.