Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Derek Payne]

Big Boss

[L Ron Butterfly]

Somewhere in a remote village in Russia, two old men play chess:

Old Man 1: My rook just took your queen.

Old Man 2: My pawn just took your knight.

Old Man 1: Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

Old Man2: Ho ho ho, oh we're wasting our lives.

Old Man1: Ho ho ho, true, but at least we cold beat Solid Snake in chess.

Suddenly, Solid Snake appears ten times bigger than he is in real life.

Solid Snake: How dare thou challenge me!!!!

Old Man 1 and 2 now fused into a super human being: Solid Snake, we never knew you could hear us!

Solid Snake: I hear all.

Fused Old Man: Then I will promptly die.

Big Boss: I'm here too.

Snake: And we fight.

Big Boss and Snake infect each other with HIV. In another country, Andrew Jackson masturbates.

[cloacal kiss]

Big Boss is riding on a Harley decapitating innocent screaming townspeople.

Snake: BIG BOSS... YOU'RE FIRED! *takes out rocket launcher*

Andrew Jackson: I concur! *brandishes cane*

Big Boss: *mouth is hanging slack while his eyes roll around insanely; whips out cock and starts beating off*

Snake and Andrew: *anime sweatdrops*


Big Boss loses control of the motorcycle and plows into his two opponents, killing them instantly.

[FancyMichael]

redd runs to the beach and sees andy. they embrace and redd says, "andy it's been so long."


"redd i'm so happy to see you."

they kiss and andy squeezes redd's butt and it reminds him of playdough

*8 months later*

redd is pregnant with andy's child and they are talking on a porch
"redd, our baby is going to be just fine. i have to go to work now at paradise island but i'll be back don't worry."

"okay, andy."

andy runs to the helicopter and it takes off to paradise island. a man in a white lab coat runs to redd and says, "are you andy
dufrane?"

"no i am redd."

"is that the chopper to paradise island?"

"yes, it is the chopper to paradise island."

"redd, i want you to know that the medical reports came in and you aren't having one child. you are having twins!"

*twenty years later*

andy and redd died in a warehouse fire and their twin sons are flying over paris on a hangglider. they are holding themselves up
with one hand each and are holding hands with their other hands. it is night in paris and fireworks are going off. a bunch of
fireworks explode and make the shape of a heart. the twins gaze into each other's eyes.

One says, "shawshank, do you think our parents are in heaven?"

"I don't know, redemption, but they're probably together and happy. it can't be any other way."

Big Boss

[Yogurtman]

Snake may be a clone of Big Boss, but there's no evidence in the games to indicate that Big Boss ISN'T a clone of Andrew Jackson.

[Rice]

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[Mike Dunn]

Haha, Manh Ly and K'Bong.

[MisfitMan]

Big Boss

[Bladtman]

there's really no justification for voting big boss over snake

snake has fought at least 4 metal gears (haven't played 4 yet), boss fought some tank driven by an electric faggot

snake beat foxhound then fought some weird combination of foxhound and the bosses that big boss fought I guess

big boss pissed his pants during electric torture and lost his eye trying to save some dumb bitch who screwed him over anyway


either way everyone should just ignore jackson and pretend that this is the final match