Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

GimpMask · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:56 pm)

You know, Meems broke her ankle, in great part to my impressive consitution and messy intellectual treaures I leave for wary travelers of the unknown to gorge upon and sicken themselves, so what I decided tyo do (the appropriate thing), was sell her painkillers. Now I got a good-sized portion of marihuana I will lay upon the title "Ike Ike" (it was of blinding green, whoo), but the police in this entire county are pissed as a gaggle of sex-crazed geese looking to pin down a huge man and slather him with broken laws and cold gun barrels. Thankfully, meems came to the rescue by hobbling around the crazed man on a broken ankle. You see, I have had about 7 humorous and insane run-ins, where as I am undetainable yet clearly an ostentatious, though austere smart-ass "got my fingertips all over your back and my dick lodged deep in your anal cavity but you can't touch me SNORT SNORT": Everthing slides off fo me thougyh I am hermited in my mind, but these angry, rough-ass rednecks are just sniffing my shit-smeared underwear with force, though can only gag and swear vengeance in comical portrayls of the end of the line.

*__* heeeeeeeeeeee

GimpMask · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:58 pm)

Seriously, do some god damned police work if "We gonna git u patrick huhui huh"

GimpMask · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:59 pm)

Hey, weared mai titty come from

GimpMask · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:01 pm)

May I have some of your pie OH OH, can I have the first slice

Action Hank · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:02 pm)

Can I have some head? I would like to give it to a friend.

GimpMask · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:03 pm)

Everytime I go out women are all over my junk and I be all like "hai guys whats goin on" and there always dicksappointed I don't jam it in their naughty fluid-exchange barrel

GimpMask · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:05 pm)

It's 40 in my living quarters

Life on your own is difficult

Action Hank · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:05 pm)

As long as the barrel is sturdy.

GimpMask · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:12 pm)

Whoops, looks like SSJ Naruto is gonna kill most of the Pain's but probably not the one he needs to for a bit, he will though, just gie it some time and cut out a little filler bro!

GimpMask · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:21 pm)

wELL GOSH GOLLY GOTTA sEll some rubies and GOLD

GimpMask · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:23 pm)

Good old Chris is holding up the board with his large, swanky dick, dunno what else I only read my threads and peer into others internet lives when given time, I love havin' sex but I'd rather give some head

bitter gigatron · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:26 pm)

My barrel pulls to the left, uh heh heh heh!

GimpMask · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:27 pm)

Theldorrin! I probably talk about him irl all da time. No really, I challenge him and invoke hjim name and then it's like "Whoo, I made a great point just by seeling "Don't theldorrin this dhit or" "Shit, I theldorrin you now make me some food and such" or the almighty "*stands outside abortion clinic holding up theldorrin sign and hooting and cheering*"

I'm such a fag ._.

GimpMask · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:29 pm)

I live RIGHT OUTSIDE an abortion clinic

Tomorrow it's time for me to be a hero and chase off faggots holding up signs with ground chuck on it going "save the next Beethoven!"

GimpMask · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:31 pm)

I wear these ADORABLE pedophile pajama pantaloons that curl up when you sleep. It's said I smile with my eyes -- they glitter and sway with wonderful personality, and I giggle and loom like a splendid little child, stretching out sexily and loooking all "mmmmm" with my hair, but I really am a powerful 4.4 linebacker animal

GimpMask · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:34 pm)

It's true! Guys honk their horns and I always get a smile out of every female of any age, appearnace, personality, background, some black girls like "There's my patrick" and kept smoking blunt after blunt of chakra-infused weed and I'm all like "Do I look like a gigolo" then I'm like "so is this a non-gay Jason with far more terrifying power and a more impressive skills set and a lot more going on up in this bitch" MAY I HAVE THE FIRST SLICE

Action Hank · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:36 pm)

are you high on chakra right now?

GimpMask · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:39 pm)

Seriously, I sneak anything out of these people due to the fact I'm so much fucking smarter than this cesspool I live in. I mean, people accuse me of masking up words if I espose such befuddling language as "elation", "pristine", "ethereal" or "you toothless fucking whore shut THE FUCK UP YOU ARE DRIVING ME INSANE YOU SLOCED-UP HICK FUCK YOU GAVE ME HEP C JUST BY STANDING IN MY HOME

I got a cat and named it "Ignatius Beastfuck Jones"

People either love or hate the name, so we just call him Ignatius, thouygh I squeeze him and call him a beastfuck man

GimpMask · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:43 pm)

I'm sober today. I gotta go and snatch up some more; I mean, 30 bucks will buy you superior fuck DOOB, a damned shitload of this bright green light but but dashing red curls, a sack of some monstrously attractive, perfectly constructed smokables. No more sizzup or booze, but I have some amps and soon probably an 1/8 of super doob!

Bye guys ^_^

Mike Dunn · (Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:33 pm)

I can definitely understand why so many people despise Gimp Mask, but man, doesn't he charm you guys at least a little bit? The post about his pajamas is adorable!