Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Big Fagot]

"n° 1" instead of "no. 1" or just "#1".

I looked it up, and it seems to be accepted, but what the fuck.

[Big Fagot]

I'm really getting sick of "verb ALL the nouns".

[Big Fagot]

(((Hollywood liberals))) STILL think "coed" means "woman in college".

[Big Fagot]

It doesn't come up much, but occasionally you'll hear dudes talking about "the multiverse theory". It would be more honest to replace it with "according to Rick And Morty,".

[Fagzilla]

This #MeToo shit today on Facebook is the ultimate.

This is like two dozen of the things that are wrong with people's Facebook behavior, concentrated into a single stupid, shitty thing.

More like #PayAttentionToMeToo!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Look at this jealous faggot who wishes he could get sexually harassed so he could post #MeToo.

[Fagzilla]

Why can't Facebook be like FTU?

Where you say or do something gay and bad, and then people attack you, pointing out how what you said or did was gay and bad, and through years of that process, you evolve and learn how not to be an annoying faggot on the Internet.

Instead, on Facebook, people are gay, but then they get showered with love and support, and don't learn anything about how gay they are.

I dunno, I guess that's just not my thing!!!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

You never learned how to not be an annoying faggot on the Internet, so apparently the FTU method doesn't actually work.

[Fagzilla]

Please shit in my mouth.

[Fagzilla]

"Ooey, gooey"

FAGGY FAGGY.

[Big Fagot]

I want to resist "slurs" as a noun, but what the hell can you do. "Calling names" isn't really expressive enough and, going the opposite direction, there are situations where you don't want to straight up say "he called him a nigger".

[Big Fagot]

I'm like, ten years late, but that Cash Rules Everything Around Me (CREAM) thing is pretty insipid. Nobody talks that way and it really just puts on display how hard you worked to make that stupid bad acronym happen.

[Mike Dunn]

That was kind of Wu-Tang's thing though.

WU-TANG itself is an acronym for "We Usually Take A Nigga's Garment"

[Big Fagot]

Be that as it may, overuse of "circa". People will post an old camcorder video with the exact date on it and caption it "Christmas circa 1995".

It's not Latin for "here's the magic password that gives me permission to say a year"!

[Big Fagot]

Any sentence beginning with "are you actually comparing". This is the shittiest non-argument that rarely gets called out as such. If you ever invoke the name of Jesus or Hitler, no matter how trivially defensible the comparison may be, some dick neck will show up to ask how dare you compare anything to anything else. The #1 all time example would be The Beatles getting in trouble for saying they were known by more people than Jesus was when he was alive, which of course was obviously true and disputed by no one, but there's this nameless sin of Comparison that makes me a huge asshole if I say I have ten fingers just like Jesus did.

Theldorrin, wise fwam yo gwave and back me up on this!

[Big Fagot]

Names like "D'Angelo" being pronounced like "Dee". There's no way the Italians and other olive-gooks do that, right? It's just us being horrendous bumpkins?

[Big Fagot]

Hey, has anyone else encountered Internet people using the term "fee-fees" and acting like it makes them the tough one in that encounter?

What fucking universe is this and what misdeeds have earned us our places here?

[Ryoko's Biatch]

The world has never been good, we just pretend that it was.

[Big Fagot]

"Your highness" is pretty silly. Even if it weren't grammatically weird (your nickname for me is something I own, and you use "you" in it?), there's this weird clash between the magisterial construction of it and the rednecky "highness" part.

[Big Fagot]

"Drug-addled".