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		| YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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				| They only won when they had a minimum of 10 to one odds, and not even that was a given (such as when they lost rorke's drift with 40 to one odds) 
 Basically, all the Brits had to do to assure victory was place, say, a 15 percent ratio of soldiers
 
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		| Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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				| Have you seen Zulu? |  | 
	
		| YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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				| YEah, I saw the rorke's drift one, I think that was it 
 I was expecting the Zulu to win
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		| Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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				| There are lots of boobies in that movie. |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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 (Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:41 pm)
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				| Zulus were mean dangerous negroes to fight! I mean, a gigantic horde of well-equipped incredibly physically fit and dangerous super-black athletes with oddly enough excellent if rudimentary battle tactics is no easy feat to take on! |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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 (Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:42 pm)
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				| Especially by arrogant white men that think since their rifles can hold more than a single round that they can literally beat off all day and win a battle by having a few box formations and some oxen! |  | 
	
		| Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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 (Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:51 pm)
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				| What about the Ethiopians? |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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 (Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:55 pm)
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				| Well, I don't know, but I found it really funny when I learned about their role in the only thing the italians did right in WW2, when they would fight their cheap tanks with spears and wooden shields 
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		| Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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				| Anyway, the Vietnamese are the greatest of all, having defeated, in succession: the French, the Americans, the Cambodians (to bring down the fucking Khmer Rouge!!), and the Chinese. 
 And all from 1941-1979!
 
 
 
 However, they have been defeated by capitalism.
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		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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				| *thousand ethiopians stand defiant with their shrill war cry and chest pounding* 
 *quickly dispersed and annihilated by onslaught of 37mm rounds*
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		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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				| America beat America, if we wanted to fuck around there for longer things would've turned out differently, but we didn't even belong there in the first place! |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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				| Drinking venomous snake gall bladder in moonshine is supposed to be really good for your health in vietnam 
 Ok! Sounds like a great move to ensure a healthy body and mind!
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		| Mautty I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
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 (Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:12 pm)
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				| You know North Vietnam was a fucking crazy country to be able to say fuck you to everyone and have over 700,000 more casualties during the second indochina war. _________________
 
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		| Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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				| Vietnamese food is very delicious.  Pho is great. |  | 
	
		| YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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				| Yes, 70's vietnam was very powerful 
 I think they even turned Laos in to a puppet country for a while
 
 I should have gone there instead, I've already shot an A-47 so I might as well 1-up the old man and go to vietnam just like he did
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